dan: u were staring at me the whole time ugh u wanna kiss me so bad
phil: yeah i do
dan: u should've
phil: we said slow remember
dan: i know but we have literally so much sexual tension that my pp was twitching w suffocation
phil: i hated everything about what i just read and i wish i could erase it from my memory
dan: my pp is BEING SUFFOCATED
phil: sorry i don't think this is working out goodbye
dan: you can't handle talk about my pp? is it bc you want it so bad?
phil: no sir
dan: no? then what are these old messages i'm scrolling up to?
phil: sorry what messages i just met u today
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys