I woke to my phone chiming at 4 in the morning. I decided since I was awake now, I wasn't going to be able to sleep anymore. I tossed and turned until I remembered my Tinder app. I hadn't touched it since I was way too scared.
I opened Tinder and swiped my screen left or right depending on the boys that popped up. Then Jake's did. It was a miracle. I debated whether or not to accept. My head waged a war before I came to my conclusion. I made the move.
I accepted. I closed my eyes for a breath, regretting my entire life. I should've let that one chick on prom night take me. I wouldn't be so desperate for love now... being a virgin really does suck. My phone dings.
You got a match! Say hi!
My entire body melted. Jake accepted me?!
Looks like someone listened to my advice 😉
I tried to slow my breathing. I tried to do something- anything but sit there shaking. I screeched and threw my phone across the room. My roommates head popped up from his bed across mine. "What the hell is up with you?" He asks, groggily. I was shaking.
"Damn, you good, white boy?" He asked, swinging his legs over his bed. "Will, he fucking... fuck... JAKE FUCKING ACCEPTED ME!" I yelled. He blinked. "Of course you got Tinder." He says, lips pursed, eyebrows turned down. "You need to get laid so I can finally sleep." He says.
Because I was either drunk or scrolling through my phone all night, I guess that has something to do with my virginity? Makes absolute 0 sense but I cannot judge. He has girls over all the time. "Premarital sex is bad," I say in defence. He snorts. "The devil claimed my soul since I was 12 then." He tells me.
I gawk at him. "TwElvE?" I say, standing up, blood rushing to my head as I get nauseous. He nods and laughs. "Yep." I grab my phone and see another couple of texts.
We still on for Thursday? Maybe I can take you out on a date 🤔🤷♂️ or not...
Cuz I really like you
I'll tell you all the reasons why if you accept a date
I bet I can convince you to submit to my awesomeness
Cuz not only am I charming, but I'm also really funny
I, with shaky hands, hand it to Will. "Tell him something." I squeak. Will sighs and hides the screen from me.
I glare. "Why can't I see?" I ask, a bit sceptical. He smirks. "Don't worry. I'm helping you out big time." It feels like hours when he gives my phone back. "There ya go, sweetie." He jokes. I grab it and read the messages.
I don't know... Why don't you convince me now and we'll see about that date...
Playing hard to get I see...
I think your brilliant, funny, adorable, cute, witty, smart, and you have a cute smile. I dunno, don't blow my composure okay. You can't see me, but I'm blushing.
I don't know yet... 😊
Well, the other things I think of arent appropriate for someone who hasn't even gone on a first date lol
Well, let's see?
Are you trying to make me dirty talk you? Cuz I may warn you, I am excellent at dirty talk.
Bet
I didn't know you were so into me 🤣
Or you into me...
Oh I can do that
I blush as I read that again. And again. And again.
You must know, I am fantastic at everything I do. I'm even husband material. No joke.
Well, I guess you can take me out on a date... you're paying 😏
I can definitely do that, cutie pie. I'll see you Thursday for the photoshoot.
I hug the fuck out of Will. "Oh my God, thank you so much!" I say and he just pats my back. "Anytime."
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ФанфикQuarantine has me bored as fvck I'm jus sayin At 2am he gets a FaceTime call and it changes his life. Basically a sugar daddy AU but not really *smut now included*