garroth: bone jaw
laurance: what
garroth: bone jaw
laurance: what the fuck
garroth: it's french for hello dumbass
vent book
Table of contents-
i didnt come up with something funny for the title so fuck off
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my writing is a goddamn piece of anal shit
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mY ASSHOLE IS CONTRACTING
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I FRIKITY FRAKITY FUCKED THE HELL UP
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ill smash ur face right back into the EU
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QUICK THING BC I WANNA TELL YOU
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the school system can suck my cock
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metaphors (head)cannons
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rant 2 abt school bc it made me physically ill and its a piece of turtle shit
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ro'meave family (metaphors) cannons
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zvahl family (metaphors)cannons
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brain wyd???
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gUYSS
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im scared
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i am a shithole of procrastination goodbye
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i felt happy for once???
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jamborees are the fucking worst
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charger please stop buzzing
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my poo is frozen
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its britney bitch
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dont do this it's naughty
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i am metaphorically and physically a bread loaf
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no asscrack is bigger than this crack chapter
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aesthetics;
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send help
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im bored so have this spoiler
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i almost threw up on the side of the road
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idk this made me sad
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more metaphors cannons
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funny crack to snort
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can and will shove bottled water up my asshole
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never do these but who cares
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hEADCANNON
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how i make my book covers
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character voice playlist part 1???
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i hate myself lol
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question time!!!
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school?? did you mean a n x i e t y??
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im a stress cleaner!!!
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(unfortunately) i am still alive
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gobstopper
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SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN
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well im fucked
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I HAVE BEEN SNATCHED
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oh no
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crack chapters!!
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she got them apple bottom jeans boots
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im bored
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(ass) CRACK
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y'alll
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im happy
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guess im homeless now lol
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do you ever just [insert something obsurd and unrelatable] bc same
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roses are red, water comes in a cup, i cant write so shut the fuck up
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crack-/@:@:'sm
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mood
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autofill game and all that jazz
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more shit from metaphors because honestly im hanging onto life by a thread
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fucking kill me
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happy belated holidays!!
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a fuckin garrance concept
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my shit friend is back and its worse
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i fucking love life haha!!!!
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new covers
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metaphors asks!!
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a concept;
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another concept!!!
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metaphors characters as out of context shit ive said
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giving you no further context
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bitch what the fuck
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this is by far the greatest joke i have ever made
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i am suicidal in general
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my shopping list
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'self care'? i dont know her
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metaphors characters as questionable things ive said
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no 1 cares but i love jin
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oh my god
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hhhHHhh i cant write
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first i bang the drum, then i bang your mum
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JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.
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thank you all for coming. [empty chairs]
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a parks and rec meme
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fat ass craque
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it be like that sometimes.
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HOLY FUQ I NEED JESUS
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how the fuck do you fit a dick in an asshole asking for a friend
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look at me bein all irresponsible n shit
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i have become god
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i need hlep
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IM SO EXCITED
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why is this my life
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this will probably get me arrested
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fuck why am i like this
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sometimes i actually enjoy writing
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garroth is smooth as fuck
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i gotta throw the whole me away
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protip: dont give me responsibility
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what up losers its me: a massive disappointment
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mark my fucking worms
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help im having a crisis
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danger! fire kills children
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damn tinkle winkle got deep
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why my tub got these spiders in it?
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seretonin? in this economy?
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"i hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
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new fuckin book yo
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i just think its despaneato
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boys who fuck are payed well
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dress her like a squirrel
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gregorian monks start deepthroating
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gay confusion
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all hail the cracker!
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big time rush energy
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i wana b ur secxsual partner
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tbh
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if god loves me, why cant i get my locker open?
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im trying mooo
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fuck i love writing
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u get the limo out front,,, owo
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this is so sad alexa kill god
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*puts clothing hanger to lips* i cant hear you over this cigarette
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tea sis🙏🤓😫
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screamo? no thanks i onky listen to roblox parodies like a TRUE emo
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nifty shades of beige
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wip??? work in penis?
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watch this as i go commit die
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a tutorial
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bavk at it again sis
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we all starving sis
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eating coochie? yes papa
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fuckin whomst
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THIS IS IT CHIEF
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lmao
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alcohol poisoning or allergic to human beings? god decides
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do i hang the christmas decorations or myself?
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happy new year!! n special announcement
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god was all out of bad bitch when he made me
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ion wanna do homework so facts about me
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you can ring anybodys bell n get what u want
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yee yee
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i got peanut butter in my ass
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FUCK Y'ALL JUICE
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the tea is that god is dead
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sorry im obnoxious, its called self-hatred
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idiot pass me another tequila carefully
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bathroom bathroom i gotz to pee imma sprinkle my tinkle in the hole where u pee
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page 47 of tentacles
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chuck
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akakaksd
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my buttcrack wide
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DI K IN MY SJSKSKSSMSK
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i hate the sjaksmsmska
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ALSKAKAKA
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hit me with that sdkrkalwl right in my😫
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a ghost! nah thats my bake :)
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today i will playing you an song
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turtles turn up
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i just wanna be a dog *barking*
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worm the do
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how can i be a city boy if i cant even raise a cucumber?
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im gonna take my horse to the hotel room
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jellyfish do their own fuckass thing
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sicko mode on these penguin cheeks
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wig
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this is all ur gonna get, so Starve
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cllap dem cheeks
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ion even-
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LIT RALLY
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eye lit rally aint even gon a
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reverse spiderman
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i might be rewriting metaphors again lmao
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hello
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poop poop uh oh stinkeeee
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change of username and a change of heart
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AWOOGA
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me
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is cooch too mcuch to ask for
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sksjdndm boob
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i want to write more but am monky
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jssjsjdnns men are sexy
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is it illegal to be this sick🤪
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no time lots stress😔
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DIDNT EVEN NOTIC THE PUNCHES STRt 2 ROLL U HAVE 2 KEEP UR FOCUS WHY DONT U SAYSO
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important question!!
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hol
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bruh
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dont
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onlinr classes GO
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i pretend i do not see google classroom notifications
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me n the boys
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no i will not
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