i found a paperclip under my bum
i thought it was a popcorn kernel but apparently noti have off brand nutella on my fingers from 2 hrs ago im so fat
ok so i keep reading this really good fanfic and like its giving me a lot of ideas so im stealing them all sorry bye
in history we were watching this movie abt british kids in ww2 and this 9 yr old was like 'know any swear words' and the other boy was like 'i know one.... fuck' and everyone flipped their shit and then the first boy was like 'wow thats hardcore repeat after me,,,, bugger off you bloody sod' and if that aint the most british thing ive ever heard
also headcannon that garroth says 'slag' bc tbh imagining him saying that makes me wee a bit in my knickers hAHAHAHAHA
here's my search history btw
i ran out of funny this is all i have