Berk National High (Editing)

Chapter 18

''I feel like having a drink,'' I sighed. I need some alcohol.

''Then after school let's discuss this over a drink,''

''This plan of yours better work because,''

I won't marry that guy. [A/N Really? *wiggles eyebrows*]

Hiccup pov

''Where's Tuffnut?" I asked, it was really unusual for him not to be here when Fishlegs is here.

''Oh, he's in the infirmary because of something, I did.'' Fishlegs said. Wait something he did?! I thought he was harmless

''What do you mean?"

''I may or may not have jumped on his back and crushed him with my own body when he slapped me in my cheeks to wake me up.'' Fishlegs sighed, I laughed ''I mean, everyone's grumpy when woken up and-and ... I think I went a little too far,'' He explained. I agree.. I'm not really a morning person myself

''Nah, he's okay. I'm pretty sure, cause that guy had tasted a lot more pain with Astrid than with you,''

Fishlegs pursed his lips and leaned closer to whisper and I did too, ''I don't think so.'' He said, ''I think I broke his back...'' He trailed, I chuckled, ''Like badly broken back and probably crushed his lungs too.''

And as if on cue, Tuffnut showed up, walking towards us, with one hand below his back and one on his knee. He looked like an old lady.

''Oh, I'm hurt. I'm very much hurt.'' He say. ''My back! I can't feel my back, I think I have broken ribs, oh wait, is ribs and back related? Oh my god. My back, I'll try moving again.'' He took a step and his back made a crunch sound, ''Oh god, bad idea.''

I laughed and Fishlegs frowned, ''Come on Fish, Tuff looks like he's enjoying his broken back ribs or something.''

''This is awesome and crazy and hurts.'' We heard Tuffnut say

''See, I told you.'' I grinned, ''That guy is tough. That's why Tuffnut. You know, Tough not'' I tried to explain but failed. Oh.. Not Tough? ... •____•

''Yeah, your right..'' Then we watch him. I know that may sound a bit.. Kinda rude [My friends and I do that with one another..] But.. Its funny. We saw someone pushed the door open, Johny. He waved at us as he started walking. He gave Tuffnut a pat in the back which earned another groan and another "My back!" Come out of his mouth.

''Hey guys,'' He sat then glared at me as soon as he flashed Francis a smile ''Why didn't you tell me you two were together you lucky bastardo?" He playfully punched me, "You could've just told me. I'm your Weirdo Pal John for thorsake!" He smirked. My brow immediately knitted together, What is he saying now? Who's together?

''What are you talking about now?'' I asked, confused as hell.

He rolled his eyes. ''You know, what I'm talking about. Everybody knows.'' Everybody knows but me.

''Uh.. I don't..'' Fishlegs shrugged. Johny then leaned to his ears and whispered something I can't hear. Fishlegs eyes widen and Johny pulled away smirking,

''Guys?" I asked, completely weirded and creeped out that my classmates and school mates knows something about me and someone that I don't know about. Oh Thor, Do I have amnesia?! ''What's happening here?"