The All-Powerful Omni-Saiyan In RWBY

Chapter 23:The Sleepover

Y(N): You got yourself a deal.

Jaune: (Raises his hands in the air) SUCCESS!

You hand him the cookie while he hands you the coupon. You stuff the coupon in your uniform as a keepsake for Neo, while Jaune carefully breaks the cookie in half and hands one half to Ren. Ren bows his head and gladly accepts the cookie piece. They eat the cookie and seem satisfied with its taste.

Ren: I have to admit, that was a well-made cookie.

Jaune: Right! That cookie was so full of flavor and deliciousness!

Y(N): (I'll have to ask Ruby where she gets those cookies from...) I hate to be the one to ask, but why are the girls taking so long?

Jaune: (Shrugs) Who knows, they are probably fixing their hair or talking about girl stuff.

Y(N): Why would they fix their hair? Aren't they going to sleep in like a few hours?

Jaune: Well, you know how girls are, they always want to look their best, no matter what.

Y(N): Are you sure about that?

Jaune: Nope, I'm just taking a big guess. Maybe Ren would know!

You and Jaune turn to Ren as he looks at both of you in confusion.

Ren: Why would I know?

Jaune: Well...You've known Nora for a long time! ...So, wouldn't you know the most about girls since you've technically lived with one for your entire life?

Y(N): Says the one with seven sisters.

Jaune: That's different! Ren isn't related to Nora!

Y(N): To be honest, I would consider Nora to be a very manly woman...And that slightly unerves me.

Ren: Nora is...different to say the least. She is unpredictable and straightforward with what she wants to say or do...

Jaune: You can say that again...

Ren: She is also highly energetic and filled with an everlasting taste for pancakes...

Y(N): I'm 93.4765 % sure, that the reason she is energetic and crazy, is because of the pancakes.

Jaune: I mean, she does eat them every day! I wonder what would happen if Nora didn't have pancakes for just one single day?

Ren: The consequences shall be horrendous and filled with brutal punishment...and eternal pain...

You and Jaune just stare at Ren strangely, while he continually stares with his monotone face...

Jaune: (Gets an idea) Oh Y(N), didn't you say that your kind has very good hearing?

Y(N): (You nod) That is correct. My Saiyan kind have extraordinary and improved smelling, tasting, and hearing senses that would even put most faunus senses to shame.

Jaune: Doesn't that mean you could hear what the girls are talking about?

Y(N): What are you implying, Jaune? (You cross your arms)

Jaune: I'm implying that you find out what they are talking about!

Y(N): ...That sounds like something a pervert would do.

Jaune: But, you are not looking at them or anything! You're just hearing what they have to say, nothing more!

Ren: Wouldn't that be an invasion of privacy? It's a very rude and unmannerly thing to suggest.