xxiii. The Nightmare Before Christmas

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TWENTY-THREE THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS



(192 DAYS BEFORE)


       THANK MALECRIT FOR THE PARCHMENT.

       FRED: Wanna hear something shocking?

       BRIAR: Always

       FRED: Umbridge is so far up Fudge's arse she thinks You-Know-Who isn't back AND! She's trying to steal Dumbledore's job

       BRIAR: Shit that's bad

       FRED: Apparently she uses Bloodquills in detentions?

       BRIAR: Freddie

        FRED: Yeah?

       BRIAR: What are they

       FRED: They're these quills that use the writer's blood for ink

       BRIAR: OH, NO

       FRED: YEAH!!

       BRIAR: Please don't get a detention

       FRED: I'm a big boy, Briar

       BRIAR: :-(

       FRED: :-)

       BRIAR: :-(

       FRED: :-)

       BRIAR: :'-(

       FRED: :-*

       BRIAR: The fuck is that

       FRED: It's meant to be like a kissing face but it's shit

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