TWENTY-THREE THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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(192 DAYS BEFORE)
THANK MALECRIT FOR THE PARCHMENT.
FRED: Wanna hear something shocking?
BRIAR: Always
FRED: Umbridge is so far up Fudge's arse she thinks You-Know-Who isn't back AND! She's trying to steal Dumbledore's job
BRIAR: Shit that's bad
FRED: Apparently she uses Bloodquills in detentions?
BRIAR: Freddie
FRED: Yeah?
BRIAR: What are they
FRED: They're these quills that use the writer's blood for ink
BRIAR: OH, NO
FRED: YEAH!!
BRIAR: Please don't get a detention
FRED: I'm a big boy, Briar
BRIAR: :-(
FRED: :-)
BRIAR: :-(
FRED: :-)
BRIAR: :'-(
FRED: :-*
BRIAR: The fuck is that
FRED: It's meant to be like a kissing face but it's shit
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Clueless ━━ Fred Weasley
Fanfiction"Briar Crouch is completely and utterly clueless...!"