Saria, Malon, Midna, Mipha, Peatrice, Rosa, Riju, Ruto and Ilia has entered the chat.
Saria: I'm in position.
Peatrice: Me too, standing by.
Riju: All ready over here.
Ilia: Yeah, I can see Link and Zelda making their way to the beach now.
Midna: Why exactly did u have to hide in the bushes? It's ripping up my skirt!
Malon: Oh calm down! I'm hiding in a goddess damned pot!
Mipha: Ok, does everyone remember the plan?
Rosa: Yeah, Sidon and Paya create a commotion in the inn so Link and Zelda are distracted.
Ruto: Then me and Mipha swim to shore and while they are distracted, we take all their stuff and run into the bushes.
Saria: Then I swap the engagement ring for a piece of paper saying 'just kidding' in the box so that when he opens it up and says 'will you marry me?', Zelda will think it is a sick joke and dump him.
Ilia: Yes, and the rest of us keep watch and when Link is alone, we ambush him.
Riju: Right? Ready? Sidon, Paya, go!
Mipha: guys?
Midna: Are they offline?
Malon: But they agreed to help us with this plan!
Riju: Maybe their phones are dead?
Peatrice: Rosa, because you're closest to the inn, go in and see is Paya and Sidon are inside.
Rosa: On it.
Ilia: I hope this plan works in time cus Link could pop the question at any moment!
Ruto: Don't worry, I'm sure this plan will work!
Rosa: um....
Saria: Are they inside?
Rosa: Oh they're inside alright... 😓
Malon: Then tell them to cause a commotion in the inn!
Rosa: I never said they were inside the inn... 😐
Midna: What? So what are they doing?!
Rosa: You don't wanna know 🤢
Ilia: Wait... I think Link is about to propose!
Peatrice: Nooooooooooooooo!
Malon: We were too late 😖
Mipha: Link no ☹️
Ruto: Where's Sidon and Paya?! They just screwed up our plan!
Rosa: They screwed more than the plan 🤢
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FanfictionThe Mushroom Kingdom meets Hyrule. Mario meets Link. Peach meets Zelda. The Links meet up. What could possibly go wrong?
