Nintendo Texting Stories.

🤜Ultimate Smash🤛

Samus, Donkey Kong, Pit, Fox, Villager, Bowser, Mario and Link has entered the chat.

Mario: So I hear that you are going to propose to Zelda this weekend.

Bowser: Yeah, you ready or what?

Link: How did you guys even find out about this?! I've been trying to keep it a secret and now everyone knows!

Donkey Kong: Well I heard it from Fox.

Fox: I heard it from Mii Brawler

Samus: I told Mii Brawler cus I heard it from Pit

Pit: And I heard it from Villager

Villager: And I heard from Kirby.

Link: For the love of Farore!

Mario: But seriously, how are you holding up? Nervous?

Link: FUCK YES! 😖

Bowser: Aw come on man! Pull yourself together!

Donkey Kong: I don't think you're helping him...

Link: You really aren't!

Fox: It will be ok

Samus: Yeah, all you need is something to calm you down, something to make you cool down.

Pit: Do you want me to get the Ice Climbers?

Villager: 🤦

Mario: Come on, tonight we are going to take Link out for drinks so he can get rid of his nervousness

Link: Oh idk, I promised Zelda I'd do packing tonight...

Bowser: Scared that I can out drink you? 😏

Link: No! How dare you!

Bowser: It's on! First round is on me!