Zelda: Hey, can you help me pack? I don't know whether I should wear the blue swimsuit or the pink swimsuit, what do you think?
Link: I tink u should wear nothin.
Zelda: Link!
Link: Wat did i do dis time?!¡¿
Zelda: What's wrong with you this evening? You promised you'd be home early to help me pack for our weekend getaway, you know, the one you've been planning for months!!!
Link: Do iT lATer!
Zelda: We leave tomorrow!!!
Link: So¿
Zelda: So we have to pack!
Link: But why???¡?¿
Zelda: Wait, are you drunk?!
Link: nO! i oNly hAd liKe 3 shots¡
Zelda: Well that doesn't sound too bad...
Link: And 2 beers.
Zelda: I've seen you have more...
Link: And 7 maRGaRitaZ.
Zelda: wtf Link!
Link: aNd 5 gLaSseS oF wInE.
Zelda: 🤦 for the love of Nayru!
Link: oH, and 1 bOdYshOt.
Zelda: WTF LINK!!!!
Link: BlAme bOwSer!
Zelda: Whatever 🙄😒
Link: rEaLly ThOuGh, iT wAs BoWSer'Z fAUlt!
Zelda: I don't know why I out up with you 🤦
Link: bEacAuSe u WuV mE?
Zelda: Cool your jets, Link, you need sleep 😂
Link: BuT i dOn'T hAVe aNy iCe wEAponS to kEeP mE coOL...
Zelda: 😂 I hope you don't have a hangover tomorrow cus if I hit you, you might actually die!
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Nintendo Texting Stories.
FanfictionThe Mushroom Kingdom meets Hyrule. Mario meets Link. Peach meets Zelda. The Links meet up. What could possibly go wrong?
