Link: Heeeeey princesses
Zelda: Huh?
Link: Was your dad's an terrorist?
Zelda: Wtf, no, he was the King of Hyrule!
Link: Cus you're da bomb!
Zelda: Are you drunk?
Link: NNnnNoO
Zelda: Link, what did I tell you about drinking too much when you go out with friends?!?!?!
Link: bUt I only had like 2, 3 or 16 drinks!!!¡!¡
Zelda: *facepalm*
Link: Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7uuuuuuu7u7u7uuu77uuuuuu777uuuuuuu7uuu7uuuuuuuiiiyyyuuu7yyiuuuuuuuuuuse me PRINCESS!
Zelda: For the love of Hylia....
Link: Hylia hAs nOffin tto do with it!¡!
Zelda: Are you still drinking? Cus you look like you are getting more drunk.
Link: mMayBe
Zelda: How in the name of Nayru did you become the chosen hero? You're just an asshole.
Link: But I'm ur asshole
Zelda: *facepalm*
Link: My loVe for U is like a fart. I jst cant keep it in!
Zelda: Kill me now.
Link: I can UsE mY Mastersword for dat 😉😏😙
Zelda: Sober up first.
Link: What did de Coffee sAy te the police officer??¿
Zelda: *facepalm* what?
Link: I Gott MuGged!
Zelda: that was so cheesy!
Link: Aw comon! I gotta ESPRESSO mYself!
Zelda: When are you going to stop?!
Link: That tIme has BEAN n gon!
Zelda: Link, no more puns or jokes!
Link: too LATTE!
Zelda: Oh my Farore!
Link: hehehehehehe
Zelda: Are you done yet?
Link: No
Zelda: Help me.
Link: Are you a brOom? Cus you swePt me off my fEet!
Zelda: You are definitely going to regret this when you wake up tomorrow and check your phone.
Link: Are yOu an alieN? Cus u r outta this worLd!
Zelda: That was actually quite a good one.
Link: Are you a parking tiCket? Cus U hAve FINE writTen all over u!
Zelda: XD smooth
Link: If notHing lAsts forever, can u b mY nothinG?
Zelda: Hahaha, drunk Link is actually quite funny!
Link: I'm sorRy, but I brokE my legs falLing 4 u
Zelda: I take it all back. That was pretty cheesy.
Link: YeAh but I thInk they r GRATE!
Zelda: no more puns!
Link: come oN, they R BRIE-LIENT
Zelda: No more!
Link: CAMANBERT with me!
Zelda: Seriously, stop! Stop or I will throw you in my dungeons!
Link: Oh rEal MATURE!
Zelda: NO MORE PUNS!
Link: bUt mY punz r WAY cool!
Zelda: Oh my Hylia!
Link: heehee
Zelda: That's it, you are not allowed to go for drinks after work anymore!
Link: don't b sucH a Square! B mOre like a WhEel of cHeeSe.
Zelda: *facepalm*
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Nintendo Texting Stories.
FanfictionThe Mushroom Kingdom meets Hyrule. Mario meets Link. Peach meets Zelda. The Links meet up. What could possibly go wrong?
