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The things I'd do to you. Zarry

Teen Fiction

Zayn. Harry. Sex. • • • This is kinda like a one shots book, so if u were expecting a book book. This ain't that ! 😚

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Bad boy • 6

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DaddyStyles: I have a question.

                          
Zayn: who the hell are you ?

                          
DaddyStyles: I want to ask my question first if you dont mind.

                          
Zayn: lol, whatever Styles.

                          
DaddyStyles: how big is your dick ?

                          
Zayn: what the hell ? Fuck off.

                          
DaddyStyles: you're gay lol. 

                          
Zayn: how the fuck would you know ? You dont even know me dude. 

                          
DaddyStyles: your profile picture love. Lol. 

                          
DaddyStyles: 

                          

                            

                                Zayn: its not gay for a guy to like flowers
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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Zayn: its not gay for a guy to like flowers. How stereotypical of you.

                          
DaddyStyles: I didn't say it was gay to like flowers. I say you're gay because no straight guy would take a photo like that. 

                          
Zayn: again, you dont know me. Who the hell are you dude ?

                          
DaddyStyles: my name is Harold. Im 22 years old.

                          
Zayn: im eighteen !

                          
DaddyStyles: legal. That makes my dick happy. 

                          
Zayn: it'd make me happy if you'd "accidentally" break your phone, so i dont have to deal with you. 😊

                          
DaddyStyles: why not block me ?

                          
Zayn: because you asshole, i dont know how to block people yet.

                          
DaddyStyles: in that case, im not telling you.

                          
Zayn: wasn't going to ask. Fuck off !

                          
DaddyStyles: awh, come on Zayn. Dont be like that baby. Just send me a nudie and I'll be on my way.

                          
Zayn: I guess it wouldn't hurt, I may or may not have a few photos.

                          
DaddyStyles: let daddy see ;) I'll send you one first if you want.

                          
Zayn: okay, if your sure.

                          
DaddyStyles: 

                          

                            

                                Zayn: Thats hot
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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Zayn: Thats hot. Bet your big ;)

                          
DaddyStyles: yea. Perfect for your ass ;) now lets see this photo baby. 

                          
Zayn: okay Styles, or should I call you daddy ?

                          
DaddyStyles: call me daddy ;)

                          
Zayn: well here you go daddy. 

                          
Zayn: 

                          

                            

                                (Had to steal this from another book😂)
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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(Had to steal this from another book😂)

                          
Zayn: daddy ?

                          
Zayn: im sorry if im ugly but you asked ;)

                          
Zayn: i know my body is fat and gross :(

                          
DaddyStyles: well, well, well. Arent you a bad boy, you should be punished.

                          
Zayn: lol no. I dont do punishment.

                          
DaddyStyles: well what do you do then ?

                          
Zayn: leave weirdos like you on read.

                          
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I know this isn't smut, just thought it was funny. 

                          
Promise to update soon !
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