Yo guys. Author-kun here. So I've hit a major writer's block right now and can't be bothered to update anything so... I've decided to quote my favorite vines in accordance to the country I think suits it best. Have fun with this mess.
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America: This is how you eat a Big Mac guys!
Romano: *aggressively smacks it out his hand*
America: ROMANO WHAT THE FUCK-
***Beep***
Poland: *driving through a parking lot and finds a spot* Yes!
Poland: *sees a small Barbie car in the spot and groans* Are you girls leaving?
Barbie: no-
Poland: HUH!? *runs over the Barbie car* Scoot over bitches!
***Beep***
England: I want your hands in the air if you remember this one. Let's go.
England: *plays God Save the Queen at max volume*
***Beep***
Mexico: I'm driving.
America: I call-
Canada: SHOTGUN!
Molossia: Aw, but you had it on the way he- AH!
Canada: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat. *cocks shotgun*
***Beep***
Italy brothers: *walk into house*
Romano: *screeches* SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET
Italy: Mine too!
Seborga: *on the verge of weeping* Mine's gone, and my chair is broken too...
Romano: *aggressively twitching* SOMEONE IS IN THISA HOUSE-
***Beep***
Prussia: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed.
***Beep***
Ukraine: Oh my, it's a bear-
Bear: *disappears behind rapid water*
Ukraine: NOOOOOOO
Bear: *reemerges*
Ukraine: Oh, wait, there he is!
***Beep***
Sealand: Yo, I just found out my birthday is the same day I was born. Life is crazy!
***Beep***
Kugel: You know what? I'm about to say it.
Kugel: I don't care that you broke your arm.
***Beep***
America: *aggressively dances the orange justice to Cotton Eye Joe*
***Beep***
Niko Niko: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! *screeches*
***Beep***
Spain: What did you say?
Portugal: I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YA MOM'S A HOE
***Beep***
Prussia: I mean four female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over!
Prussia: I'M AN ADULT VIRGIN-
***Beep***
Chibi Italy: *falls over*
Austria/HRE: Oh my!
Hungary: hE NEED SOME MILK-
YOU ARE READING
Stars in the Sky
FanfictionMolossia is one of the older micronations amongst Sealand's group. As he is physically a teenager, he has total access to Seborga's drinking party after a successful meeting (which is rare considering how much they bicker like the bigger countries)...
