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Hello loves! How are you all doing today? I hope this is long enough, I work at a daycare and I'm updating as the kids are napping.

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Zayn: finally we have each other's numbers and don't need to Kik anymore.

Liam: I know, kik is so 6 years ago.

Harry: nobody saying things are "so 6 years ago" is literally so 6 years ago.

Louis: hi muffin flower princess lovey

Harry: hi Louis

Niall: GAAAAYYYY

Louis: I mean, you're not lying!

Harry: heeeeyyy I was gonna say that...

Louis: okay everyone deleted that text so Harry could say it.

Zayn: okay

Liam: okay

Niall: okay

Harry: I mean, you're not lying!!!!

Zayn: you two are so pathetic

Niall: how much do you wanna bet Louis and Harry are together right now??

Liam: 500$

Harry: I'm rolling my eyes as Louis is doing "this little piggy" on my toes

Liam: ew!! He touches your feet????

Louis: this isn't 3rd grade, yes I touch feet.

Zayn: he is in love! What do you expect??

Harry: uh

Louis: what? No. I don't believe in love. Nope.

Harry: oh

Zayn: yikes

Niall: well this took a turn

Liam: ANYYYWAYYYYY! Oliver is throwing a huge ass party tonight!! Are you guys coming?

Zayn: hell yeah! I heard his parties are amazing

Niall: obviously I'm going. Cheryl told me about it.

Louis: yeah, I already am wearing my party clothes

Harry: Louis you're wearing my pink bathrobe.

Louis: exactly, my party clothes.

Zayn: aww Louis wears pink

Louis: fuck you

Louis: anyway, yes I am coming. I brought clothes to Harry's to wear.

Niall: are you coming Harry?

Harry: to a high school party? Have you forgotten I'm literally in my 20s.

Zayn: if you aren't going I'm not

Liam: come onnnn Harry

Niall: PLLEASSEEE

Louis: but bub, ima need you there

Harry: fine.

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