Ducks and weirdness

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May and Tony: you need to stop doing weird shit. Go out like a normal teenager.

Peter: aunt May, Tony, I did go out today actually. I went to the park.

Aunt May: I hope you got something from it.

Peter: actually... I did.

*peter pulling out something from his bag*  it's a duck and his name is john. He will be living with us from now on.

Tony and aunt May: *at the same time* PETER!!!! NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

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