Mindless Short Stories

Day Job

Prince: We would be lying cause bro, your nudes are everway and they are smaller than Zoey's chances of getting signed and Charm's chances getting a Pandora station, that's false advertising. Besides, *gets up, grabs EJ's sandwich, and sits down* Exotic Dancers are so thirsty *eats EJ's sandwich*

Ray: well do you have in mind? Since everything is too "wrong" for you, your highness *rolls his eyes*

Prince: well, since you asked so nicely, you peasant. I personally think we should work at a fast food restaurant. *Burps*

EJ: that's not a bad idea actually.... We should do that!

Ray: We should work at McDonald's

Roc: No! In N' Out!

EJ: I think we should work at Taco Bell..

Prince: QUIET PEASANTS, we are going to work at McDonald's because their just right up the street

Ray: yesss * high fives himself *

EJ: we should really go up there before they close

Ray: You're right *gets up * come on, get in my car *picks up his keys *

Prince: uhuhhhh *jumps up * im not getting in your raggly ass car, last time a bug bit me, I was like "what the hamhock & pee funk, ew Ray's car has fleas" and im not going to get bit again so *pulls keys out og his hair * EVERY ONE GET IN MY CARRRR *runs out *

Roc: I WANNA SIT ON THE HOOD, I CALLED IT

30 Minutes Later...

Ray: *gets out the car , annoyed * I cant believe you took 18 wrong turns when McDonald's is literally up the fucking street 😒

Prince: *gets out with sunglasses on his face * Aint my fault that chick was bad,😎

Roc: *hops off the hood * she even looked at us like lawdddd what a blessing,with her fine ass

EJ: *crawls out of the backseat * ITS....SO....HOT *faints *

Prince: *kicks EJ * Get yo swivel neck ass up, we got auditions

Roc: its called an interview

Prince:....

Roc:...

Prince: did I ask you for your assistance sir? Correct me again and imma correct your hairline

* The boys go in McDonalds & sit down *

McDonald's Manager: *comes out and sees them* well hello! I would like you guys to go in the Interviewing room, we are going to ask you guys some questions to see if you are capable to work here 😌

Prince: aw ok, I'm just wondering if I can hop over the counter real quick and pick up some fries cause a nigga hungry

Manager: I'm sorry but we don't do that here 😊 *walks away*

Prince: what type of eatery is this shit..

Ray: chill Prince *gets rack of ribs out of his bag & gives them to Prince* we gotta do this interview good , alright men?

The Boys: agreed

Manager: *comes back* here is the application form *gives prince the application and a pen* fill it out and I'll be back to get you 😄 *leaves*

Prince: hmmmm *reads over it* Name? ...Mindless Behavior *writes down answer*

EJ: *grabs it* Age? .....hm... How old are we?

Roc: well, I think 4 years

EJ: *writes down answer*

Roc: *snatches it from EJ * Sex?.... Hell yeah nigga haahahaaa , except for Prince *writes answer down*