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joe_mazzello hey guys meet my new best friend, i broke her foot so i bought her tea and lunch. Hope it made up for it Harley! And please hurry up and invite me over so we can watch Jurassic Park you uncultured swine!
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Username 1
Honestly he can break my foot any day if i can eat with him 😍

Username 2
Omg is that his new girlfriend??1?!!
Username 3
None of our business but I hope so lol

miss.harleyc
Omg dude! I promise it will happen soon, and wow great photo of me, glad my foot is hidden, that was a bad sight, thanks to you!
Username 4
Omg you're so pretty
joe_mazzello
I am an awesome photographer, and I already said I was sorry!1!

benhardy1
Wow Joe she is pretty, but I cannot see that sparkle in her eyes cause theyre closed?
Username 5
SKSKSKS BEN HERE JUST HYPING US UP MUCH?!?
joe_mazzello
I did not say that!

mrgwilymlee
Yeah i see the streaks in her hair mate, you can stop telling us about it now.
Username 6
Omgomgomg what 😂😂😍
joe_mazzello
Ill kill u and ill make it look like a bloody accident

Username 7
ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM
lucyboynton1
STAY FREAKING CALM
Username 8
^^ Lucy just joining the fandom

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Group Chat

Dino Boy: Joe
Mini May: Gwilym
Lifeless Robot: Rami
Oriental Noodle: Lucy
Fighter Angel: Ben

Mini May
Uh dude who is on your insta?
Ppl are freaking out

Oriental Noodle
Yeah, we are.

Fighter Angel
Joseph i swear
Idc if u just got home from your daaate
and that it is 9 but u bloody tell us

Dino Boy
Okok im here
Yeah i met her today and she didnt know me
Until i told her and she searched me up
as i got tea 😂😂
But she is so genuinely nice and beautiful

Oriental Noodle
Aw our child is in love 😊

Fighter Angel
Ok but did she ask you out?

Lifeless Robot
Yeah did she?

Mini May
The robot joins the chat, finally
How did u even know who she is
We all know you forgot ur
insta password

Lifeless Robot
I am offended

Dino Boy
Well she didnt ask me out
All she did was say she might
need help getting home
so i called her an uber

Oriental Noodle
You did what?
YOU FREAKING DID WHAT MATE

Fighter Angel
YEAH U DID WHAT MATE.
YOURE HONESTLY SO FUCKING STUPID

Dino Boy
Wait why

Mini May
She asked you to go
back to her house
and you called her an uber...
you are actual stupid man.

Lifeless Robot
Even I know what she wanted
to do

Fighter Angel
I am just gonna say it
She wants to fuck

Oriental Noodle
Ew ben
Joe where did you go?
Ohmygod
Ur in a car

Fighter Angel
OUR BOYS BECOMING A MAN

Dino Boy
What no I am just going to check
if her ankle is ok.

Lifeless Robot
Do you think we are stupid or what

Mini May
Yeah mate we know what youre doing.

Oriental Noodle
ok why is he not answering.

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