Tony Stark, having been stabbed through the lung and seconds from death: Ohmygod I'm so sorry I'm getting stains all over your carpet oh god I'm so sorry I'll pay for it to be cleaned I'm sorry I'll go don't worry I'll put you in my will so I can get it cleaned for u once I die I'm s-
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Incorrect Aavengers Headcanons: Part 1
HumorWellcome to the marvel pit of feelings (tm) we have popcorn on the right and the screaming/crying room on the left. (Some of these come from popular Tv shows, I don't write all of them) ;)
