I know Venom's all about being the big guns for external threats–bad guys, wounds, falls that would leave Eddie a pancake, but I would love to see how he deals with internal menaces
Common cold, causes Eddie to produce an entire sneeze:
Venom: I will raze every single-shit-celled one of you assholes
Tapeworm fresh out of a cheap gas station sandwich, exists:
Venom, tying it in 30 knots before melting it: Try me you legless bitch
Pollen, sparks the first 0.0001% of an allergic reaction:
Venom, completely rewiring Eddie's biological makeup from the neck up: THIS PLACE IS A GODDAMN MESS I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS
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HumorWellcome to the marvel pit of feelings (tm) we have popcorn on the right and the screaming/crying room on the left. (Some of these come from popular Tv shows, I don't write all of them) ;)
