{I thought of this and I want to tell people but it doesn't fit anyone so:( }
Context: Someone is totally into suspension "magic" when they put them in like a hat or some shit they're doing stuff normal magicians do and tricks your eyes and sneaks it out but they hides it up their ass
magician bitch: "Now, look into my hat, there's nothing in it, right? Well, watch as I put this bowling pin right into it. I'm going to make it disappear. Don't believe me? Watch and learn... AbracadAAHHHHGHGHHHHHHHHHbra!"
Audience: "What the fuck was that?"
Magician bitch: "What was what? Oh, well would you look at that! The bowling pin is nowhere to be found!"
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Incorrect Aavengers Headcanons: Part 1
HumorWellcome to the marvel pit of feelings (tm) we have popcorn on the right and the screaming/crying room on the left. (Some of these come from popular Tv shows, I don't write all of them) ;)
