Steve: hey so uh this alien army's threatening to blow the earth up in the next 60 seconds can you get here or-
Tony, a (re)tired suburban dad, pushing himself along on the spider-man themed scooter Peter gifted him on his 64th birthday: I swear I'm coming as fast as I can
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Incorrect Aavengers Headcanons: Part 1
HumorWellcome to the marvel pit of feelings (tm) we have popcorn on the right and the screaming/crying room on the left. (Some of these come from popular Tv shows, I don't write all of them) ;)
