Reporter: when you say bi you mean bisexual right? Why?
Peter: oh no, you misunderstand,
Bi is short for bicycle. I am a bicycle, because I just love the feeling of moving at a moderate speed.
Listen to my bell, ding ding motherfucker.
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Incorrect Aavengers Headcanons: Part 1
HumorWellcome to the marvel pit of feelings (tm) we have popcorn on the right and the screaming/crying room on the left. (Some of these come from popular Tv shows, I don't write all of them) ;)
