villain 1: you said captain america was an idiot with only a dinner plate for a weapon & i could get him by going for his legs
villain 2: yes
villain 1: so why the FUCK did a man FLY at me holding a shield & a gun
villain 3: oh yeah they upgraded him. hes much harder to kill now
Villain 1: OH AND THAT FUCKING LONG HAIRED GOTH MODEL
Villain 2: oh yeah, him.
Villain 3: yeahhh he’s the boyfriend of Captain America.
Villain 1: the old one or new one...?
Villain 2: that’s for you to figure out
villain 1: Did I mention this upgraded version has regard for his own personal safety?
Villain 2: yeah, it's horrifying
Villain 4, stumbling in:
Was that the REAL captain America?
Villain 1,2,&3: yeah, he's worse now
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Incorrect Aavengers Headcanons: Part 1
HumorWellcome to the marvel pit of feelings (tm) we have popcorn on the right and the screaming/crying room on the left. (Some of these come from popular Tv shows, I don't write all of them) ;)
