Opposites Attract [Old]

Couple Therapy

Tom Pov:

I slowly wake up and smell the familiar scent of smoke and gun powder.

Am I in...

Tord's bed?!

I look up and see Tord hugging me.

I scream and push him off the bed.

"WHAT THE HELL TOM?!" Tord yells at me and stands up from the floor.

"I DIDN'T GIVE YOU CONSENT TO SLEEP WITH ME!!!" I yell at him.

"WE USED TO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME TOM!!"

"YOU SHOULD KNOW I WOULDN'T GIVE CONSENT AFTER YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!!!"

"ALL I DID WAS PLAY CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!"

"WHAT'S THE BLOODY DIFFERENCE?!!"

The bedroom door bursts open and Paul appears.

"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!" Paul asks.

"THIS COMMIE SLEPT WITH ME WITHOUT CONSENT!!" I yell.

"YOU RAPED HIM IN HIS SLEEP?!" Paul asks Tord.

"NO I ONLY SLEPT IN THE SAME BED WITH HIM!! HE'S COMPLETELY OVER REACTING!!!" Tord yells.

"I'M NOT BLOODY OVER REACTING COMMIE!!!" I yell.

"ENOUGH!!" We all hear.

We see Patrick appear next to Paul.

"We're getting you 2 couple therapy," Patrick says.

"What?" Me and Tord ask in unison.

Tord Pov: *Next Day*

Me and Tom sit on a really long couch.

I keep trying to get close to him, but every time I do he moves away.

The therapist FINALLY comes into the room.

She takes a seat on a chair in front of us.

I give up trying to be close to him and we sit on opposite sides of the couch.

...

The therapist clears her throat and we look at her.

"Would you 2 like to start the session or just sit there like you're both matching magnetic poles?" the therapist asks.

"I'd like to start-"

"This is stupid," Tom cuts me off.

"Maybe it wouldn't be so stupid if you just stopped being such a child and at least participate in this session," the therapist says.

"Fine," Tom says.

"To start us off I want us all to introduce ourselves and say 2 things we like and 2 things the other likes," the therapist says.

"As I said before, this is stupid," Tom says and huffs.

"I'm Angela Leeann, I like chocolate dipped strawberries and marshmallows. I don't know much about you 2, but I hope that was all get to know each other," Angela says with a smile.

...

"How about you go next Tord," Angela says.

I sigh.

"I'm Tord Thompson-Larsin, I like guns and hentai. Tom likes Smirnoff and burning down Christmas trees," I say.

"Good! Now you try Tom," Angela says.

"I'm Thomas Thompson-Larsin, I like to pull pranks on Tord and and be with my friends. Tord likes to RAPE ME AND BE A ASS!" Tom says.

"I DON'T RAPE YOU TOM!!" I yell.