11| Note To Self: Don't Eat Cookies

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Season 1 Episode 11

January 12, 2012

Henry's POV

"Hey, what's up cookie?" I started to talk to the cookie Schwaz gave me. I'm so tired, I had 3 hours of homework on a Friday. I do my homework on a Friday because a lot of crimes happen on the weekend.

"Are you ready to be chewed?" I asked the cookie and was about to eat it but someone came into the house. It's Cassie and Jasper.

"Hey, huckleberry," Cassie said.

"Hey" I smiled at the old nickname she used to call me before we started dating.

"What are you doing?" Jasper asked.

"I'm just talking to this cookie I'm about to eat" I answered.

"You say that so normally, it makes me concerned for your mental health" Cassie says as she pats my head like a dog.

"You should really be concerned about your mental health—" Cassie cuts me off.

She shushes me. "Uh huh shhhh, we're talking about you"

I lean in to kiss her but Jasper interrupted by saying, "What's the coolest game we ever played when we were little?" Jasper asked.

(A/N: idk why he tried to kiss her, i just ddndnbdnsnsns)

"Booger Tag" I answered.

"How about no?" Cassie said.

"No," Jasper said.

"Kick balls" I answered.

"Okay, let's not play that," Cassie said, knowing what I meant. Jasper is the most innocent person you will ever meet, so, no, he does not exactly know what it means. But it's not that much of a dirty joke, it's just...a joke.

Jasper is just standing there not knowing what we're doing. "No, hide and seek," Jasper said.

"Ohh, yeah, yeah, yeah," I say as I lean in again. Our lips barely brush when Jasper speaks.

"Well, the new cool thing now is for people our age to play ultimate hide and seek by using our phones to send video clues" Jasper explained, interrupting us. I give him a 'really?' look that Jasper just ignores.

Just let me kiss my girlfriend in peace. (A/N: i claim this line)

"That's the cool new thing?" I asked as I put my arm around Cassie.

"Yeah" Jasper answered.

"Who told you that?" I asked.

"Doesn't matter" He answered.

"Was it your mom?" Cassie teased.

"It doesn't matter!" Jasper yelled in embarrassment. Oh, Jasper...sweet innocent Jasper......

"You guys wanna play?" Jasper asked us.

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