Sarcastic Stories

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Oh, That Russian Accent by mill3277
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Oh, That Russian Accentby Thomsen
"For fucks sake! What did you do?" A very angry voice asks me. Holy shit! That is definitely Dimitri. I can recognize that accent anywhere after our discussion...
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She Belongs To Him by sugarfairy1976
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She Belongs To Himby Lush
'If you're done staring then please sit down' - Christian Valentino © sugarfairy1976 Best rankings! #1 sarcastic #1 sm #1 cute romance #1 Chloe #2 boss #4 millionaire...
My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95
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My Fake Boyfriendby S. A. A
He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and...
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Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series) by katrocks247
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Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original S...by Katarina E. Tonks
Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at...
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Perfect Strangers by NightTime_Storiexs
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Perfect Strangersby NightTime_Storiexs
Follow my Instagram for any updates and if you have any questions: @nikki_k123 Alex has been living the same life, with the same routine, repeating it every day. Every d...
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 | Jᵃˢᵖᵉʳ Hᵃˡᵉ ¹ [UNDER EDITING] by dragonxmama
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𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 | Jᵃˢᵖᵉʳ Hᵃˡᵉ ¹ [UNDER ED...by ˗ˏˋ 𝒮𝑒𝓁 ˎˊ˗
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 | ❝ That's Jasper, the one that always looks like he's in pain. ❞ ┍━━━━⋆⋅☆⋅⋆━━━━┑ 𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮...
Zara  by moon_cursed
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Zara by 🌙
○°●°☆•°~ She turned around after cursing her life out and froze. If a soul ever left a body without dying, it was in that moment that happened for Zara. For a moment she...
𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏☼︎𝑱𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒌𝒐𝒐𝒌 by neottarius
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𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏☼︎𝑱𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒖...by 𝖗 𝖊 𝖉
✔︎ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ x ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴀᴜ "Ugh, I hate you! Go to hell!" "Oh honey, isn't that exactly where I've come from." He hates her. She hates him. And he has no cho...
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The Maze Runner With The Crazy & Lovely Girl: Emily by E-M-2000
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The Maze Runner With The Crazy & L...by E-M-2000
After Alby was sent up, the Creators sent up a girl; Emily. She is crazy, weird and sassy, but yet, lovely, beautiful and the glade absolutely loves her. Especially one...
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Irresistible | Benny Rodriguez ✵ by naomi_readss
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Irresistible | Benny Rodriguez ✵by mimi ❦
Veronica Bianchi: A sarcastic, hopeless romantic. Patiently waiting for her rom-com dream to come true... too bad her mouth is too big it scares boys off. Benny Rodrigue...
Forbidden Fantasies (Darkest Desire Book 2) by SamanthaWilde
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Forbidden Fantasies (Darkest Desir...by Sam
Aurora Beauchanan has a secret. As the daughter of the renowned Alchemist Nicholas Flamel, there are things about her life no one should know about. Like the fact that h...
Brothers I Never Knew ✔ by Destiny-Addams
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Brothers I Never Knew ✔by Destiny-Addams
18-years-old Cameron Dyers; sarcastic, hardworking and fed up with the world. Raised as an only child, it comes as a shock when she is shoved face first into the lies wo...
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The Witch's Yelp Reviews by ryanblake042
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The Witch's Yelp Reviewsby Ryan Blake
The Witch's Yelp Reviews is a wickedly funny fantasy comedy following Agatha C. Crumb, a sarcastic witch with a sharp tongue and an even sharper quill. She anonymously l...
Only One •| Elijah Mikaelson |• by paigetcute
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Only One •| Elijah Mikaelson |•by Pez
Roxanne Gilbert is the older sister of the famous doppelganger Elena and young Jeremy. She left town just before the Salvatore brother arrived. But what everyone didn't...
Savior by NightTime_Storiexs
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Saviorby NightTime_Storiexs
Follow my Instagram for any updates and if you have any questions: @nikki_k123 Claire is in trouble. More specifically, her family is. Or the lack thereof. Her dad seems...
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Accidentally Assisting by espritdeva
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Accidentally Assistingby Eva
All Rose wanted was a simple way to make money. Instead, she got Jeon Jungkook. STORY COMPLETED ON 20/11/2020
𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 & 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ~ Damon Salvatore by kaiphq_wp
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𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 & 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ~ Damon Salv...by 𝐄𝐬𝐡𝐚🩶
"𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔. 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖." ― Arabella Lockwood was doomed the second she t...
TREASURE HUNT by __magnificent__16
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TREASURE HUNTby
The world is brimming with myths, cleverly disguised as concepts, standards and the elusive idea of perfection. Nobody is perfect. Everybody has a thorn pricking in thei...
Babe + Jerk = Kim Mingyu ✔ by Minguu_
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Babe + Jerk = Kim Mingyu ✔by Minguu :)
"We should start our day with a smile babe, not a frown," "Don't babe me you jerk,"
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The Wrong Number by prerna_lamz
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The Wrong Numberby ana ☽
*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dyi...