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Falling For My Enemy  by dazzling_dylan
Falling For My Enemy by dazzling_dylan
Harper Faye is your typical not so average girl. She has a strange bond with her teacher, carries cool looking bandaids wherever she goes and loves her two best friends...
  • humor
  • goofy
  • dorky
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That Cliche Waitress by someone_random111
That Cliche Waitressby Naomi D.
"Oh, Kiara, there's one more thing I would like to order." the bitc- -- I mean, the woman smiled once again. "Yes?" I asked, returning her fake smile...
  • waitress
  • boyxgirl
  • restaurant
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AGENTS OF THE CIA by neonaesthetix
❝And why should I believe you? A total stranger who I've never seen in my entire life.❞ ❝C'mon Puddin, I'm a trustworthy person.❞ ❝I don't think so. Now please, escort y...
  • innuendos
  • sarcastic
  • thriller
+21 more
She Belongs To Him [COMPLETED] by sugarfairy1976
She Belongs To Him [COMPLETED]by Elegant dreamer♡
Somtimes you can't help but love someone so much that even if you get hurt you feel happy. Meet Chloe Cameron She's a cute, bold, carefree and loving girl. She may be...
  • love
  • romance
  • funny
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Made Into a Rogue by beautiful_sin-ner
Made Into a Rogueby beautiful_sin-ner
"Heather you will be doing six hours of training for your behavior today." The Alpha decided looking at me with hard eyes "What?! I already told you Chlo...
  • werewolf
  • rejection
  • alpha
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His Sarcastic Cheer Captain ✓ by -unlucky-
His Sarcastic Cheer Captain ✓by Charm Eustaquio
《ENGLISH》 "So you're the new Cheer Captain?" He said with the cigarette between his fingers. "No. I'm the new quarterback smartass." I said sarcastic...
  • stereotyping
  • cheerleading
  • badass
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The Bad Boy and My Cookie  by ElaBearXx
The Bad Boy and My Cookie by ℰunice
❧♚☙ "Hey! That's my cookies you're stomping on!" My blue eyes meeting his dark blue ones. "What are you gonna do about it?" He taunted, his perfectly...
  • cliche
  • teen
  • nerd
+18 more
Welcome To Hell Boys ✔ by Nadineat2
Welcome To Hell Boys ✔by Nadine AT
Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your 3 year old brother who's so cozy and warm, but...
  • romance
  • sassy
  • insults
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Mr.Possessive by Xx_Stacy_xX
Mr.Possessiveby Xx_Stacy_xX
"You sound so hot when you are angry you know." He was standing so close to me, his mouth right in the crook of my neck. His breath on my neck was causing butt...
  • drama
  • streetracing
  • chicklit
+13 more
The Wrong Number by prerna_lamz
The Wrong Numberby Ana Lamz
*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dyi...
  • talks
  • completed
  • cuteness
+10 more
My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95
My Fake Boyfriendby S. A. A
He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and...
  • featured
  • humour
  • badboy
+19 more
Arranged Marriage by JustBelle1
Arranged Marriageby Just call me Belle
She didn't want this and neither did he. Two stubborn teenagers forced into a marriage that they didn't even want to be in. A story between a sarcastic girl and a boy w...
  • badboy
  • complicated
  • arrangedmarriage
+15 more
KIDNAPPED BY THE AGENT | Project Callister Book One by ValorAndVice
KIDNAPPED BY THE AGENT | Project valor&vice
#1 in humor, action, and romance ❝Octavia Snow, you're going to have to come with me,❞ the stranger said with an amused look. ❝No thanks, I'm really not a big fan of ki...
  • romance
  • wattys2018
  • chicklit
+22 more
Little Miss Sarcastic by purple_princess143
Little Miss Sarcasticby isabella
Haley Willms, your average girl with black hair and brown eyes who would totally get lost in a crowd...if it weren't for her constant sarcastic remarks. Jared Housley, a...
  • couple
  • lms
  • love
+17 more
The Nerd he didn't Notice. by mavis2303
The Nerd he didn't Meher K.
Maya williams, a sassy, quirky teen, who is always on her toes for sarcastic comments, is one who could make anybody fall for her peachy behaviour. Except, there's one p...
  • teenfiction
  • mean
  • nerd
+21 more
The New Avenger by shadowwolf70229
The New Avengerby Daenerys Stormborn of House T...
All Skylar wanted to be was normal. But she isn't, she has powers. She needs to tell her mother about them but she wants to be in another country when she does it, that...
  • steverodger
  • captainamerica
  • blackwidow
+21 more
Allergic to Roses by disdainful
Allergic to Rosesby Dagger
In which Harley, the sarcastic girl harboring a love of London, is not only allergic to roses, but to Axel Rose, the teen heartthrob that has captured millions of hearts...
  • girlxboy
  • ball
  • moviestar
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How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen
How To Be The Best Third Wheelby Summer·Angeles
*Wattpad featured story* Highest rank: #4 in Humour "Hang with us!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said. Yeah, not too fun when all your friends are...
  • summerbackthen
  • featured
  • love
+18 more
Death Is My BFF (Book 1 - Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* by katrocks247
Death Is My BFF (Book 1 - Watty Katarina E. Tonks
This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which has been OPTIONED BY SONY PICTURES TV (YAY) and won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knockin...
  • hell
  • hot
  • death
+16 more
Only One •| Elijah Mikaelson |• by paigetcute
Only One •| Elijah Mikaelson |•by Pez
Roxanne Gilbert is the older sister of the famous doppelganger Elena and young Jeremy. She left town just before the Salvatore brother arrived. But what everyone didn't...
  • magic
  • vampire
  • elijahmikaelson
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