Sarcastic Stories

Annoying That's what they think they are.

Rudra is a big fan of the cold coffee at 'The Caffeine Times' (He's also a big fan of the sassy but sweet waitress who serves it to him but he won't admit it). book 2 of the 'as sweet as sugar' series UPDATES : -

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

I accidentally almost killed someone with magic. My mother disappeared right after. And now I'm stuck in England with the grandmother she spent sixteen years warning me about. Tabetha Clarke is rich, terrifying, suspiciously wrinkle-free, and lives in a mansion full of silent servants who disappear when nobody's looking. Literally. Then there's the cat. The demon accusations. The midnight exorcisms. And the tiny little issue of my magic feeding off living things. Apparently, that's bad. Now everyone's acting like I'm either destined to become the most powerful witch in the family... or the reason it finally destroys itself. Personally, I'd just like one normal day and maybe a waffle that doesn't come with emotional trauma.

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

All her life Huang has been left in the dark about her past. She was found and taken in from the streets by Pigsy, and has lived with him ever since. When one of her best friends, MK, finds the legendary Monkey King's staff, Huang and the gang are thrown into a wild life-time adventure. She gains powers as vast as a wild fire and dreams of strange figures. She is puzzled and in wonder of her new gift but she has no idea on how to control it. If only Monkey King will help her if he just listened! And who's that handsome, roguish black-furred monkey over there? (No. 2 for Macaque x oc) (No. 1 for sixearedmacaque) (We need more of this, okay) (Appreciate any feedback! 👍) (Posting will be slow)

Hermione Granger was back for her final year at Hogwarts along with the rest of the Golden Trio. And guess what? The Ministry of Magic has decided to pair everyone up and marry them off to one another. Nothing problematic in that, right? Also, did I mention Hermione is paired up with Draco Malfoy? Yeah, real fun. Now for the big question - Will they fuck or will Hermione throw herself off a cliff? [Lowkey a crack-fic] Out of the six awards this book was entered in, it won: 1ST PLACE IN THE LIFE ELEMENTS AWARDS 2ND PLACE IN THE BLACK AND GOLD FLAMES AWARDS 3RD PLACE IN THE ECA AWARDS BEST TITLE IN THE SAVANT AWARDS Highest Rankings. #1 in dramione out of 14.1K (18.4.2026) #1 in fanfiction out of 914K (23.9.2020) #1 in dramione fanfiction out of 3.17K (21.4.2026) #9 in draco malfoy out of 31.1K (24.9.2020)

No boyfriend since birth, Eris Seriah Tan has chosen career over love for as long as she can remember. The moment her feelings grow complicated, she leaves-firm in her belief that meeting two people in the same place doesn't exist and hearts are safest when guarded. ‎ ‎But Connan Radley Yu always shows up in her life, in unexpected places, in circles of friends she doesn't think that kaibigan siya ng isa sa circle of friends niya, a shared elevator ride, moments that feel too deliberate to ignore. No matter how far she runs, the universe seems intent on pulling her back. ‎Now Seri must decide to build and protect herself, risk believing that some connections are meant to be felt, not explained.

This is personal writing. Not a debate. Not a discussion. Not open to fixing. Read if you want. Leave quietly if you don't.

Did you read the title?

Book 1 of the UNPLANNED SERIES #1cocky(1st April 2026) #3 adventurous (3rd April 2026 #11 brave (3rd April 2026) #70 music (3rd April 2026) "Scarlet Olyvia, u are now fully and officially approved as the craziest woman on earth" he said, feigning disapproval, whiles the unmistakable glint in his eyes said pride and joy. "Maybe u like crazy" I said waiting eagerly for his answer, All i got was silence and the occasional swirl of the wind ,blowing my hair all over his private helicopter. "Maybe i do" he said almost whispering. ************ Scarlet Olyvia Davidson is wild, reckless... and officially crazy-at least according to him. A single reckless mistake, and her life is flipped upside down: she's betrothed to Jay K, the cocky, infuriatingly perfect son of her father's business partner. He's arrogant, she's fiery... neither of them wants marriage. Surrounded by friends, lies, and secrets, can Scarlet survive this unplanned betrothal? Or will hatred turn into something far more dangerous... or irresistible?

One guy. One decade. Three relationships. Well, technically four if you include the horrendous one he has with himself. Welcome to The Fat Kid Diaries: a story of trials, tribulations, highs and lows, gain, loss, and the overpowering struggle of being an obese teenager in America. A gay one at that. Join Dylan as he traverses the most terrifying thing in this world: his late teens and twenties.

Alyssa is suffocating at home. She is the daughter of the High King and Queen of Werewolves and they expect her to behave, but she doesn't want too, so what does she do? She runs away and decides to go to college so she can live a normal life. The only problem is, the local Alpha figures out she is a wolf, and she instantly gets on his bad side. To make matters worse, he finds out who she really is, despite her intention to stay hidden. But it's hard to stay hidden when all you want to do is antagonize the gorgeous, but incredibly rude Alpha Slade Saxton. What to do? Keep your nose clean? Or make the Alpha's life a living hell? Decisions, decisions. Highest rating #51 for sassy, January 12 2019 You can find the whole book on Amazon.com.

A peek into the 'Oops' and 'YaYy' moments in a hijabi/niqabi's life. Join the ride to the street of awesomeness and share few giggles.

"What on EARTH does he want!" A rivalry started from God knows when. Years of putting eachother in constant agony. And surprisingly, they both actually have personalities. Crazy and unbelievable right? Let me introduce Violette and Hayden. It's Violette Lacy Winchester's junior year, and things are... eh. She's getting good grades and honestly was having the time of her life. Key term, was. Generic girl, loves her swan, values loved people in her life. Enter Hayden Gray Walter, a dude who plays about a hundred sports. Ice hockey, basketball, swimming, you name it- he plays it. And yes, he does have a personality other than his sporty one. They only have one thing in common, play basketball. They constantly banter with eachother on who's better and who's getting rewarded MVP the most through the semester. Psst, it's mostly Violette who gets MVP! But after a few stolen glances and wrestling eachother (we'll talk about that later), things come crashing down when Hayden frantically ends up at Violette's window- exactly 11 at night. Spoiler Alert: they're not enemies, just horrible rivals so don't expect them to be rude to eachother all the time 😭 😭

The world ended. Marcus is still here. Someone's going to regret that.

People say opposites attract. Well, maybe they don't always do. Watch as one sarcastic bitch meets another and becomes the power couple of the century.

Ella Fox has a normal life. She works at a coffee shop, has 'good friends', and average grades. Since her dad is on work trips and her little brother is rebellious she doesn't have time to spend with her friends. Then out of the blue her friends drop her. Her coworker, Carrie invites her to a party where she meets Felix, a shy but snarky boy who also happens to be in the same circle as her new friends. Ella's determined to solve the mystery that is Felix Bennett, and a few others...

"This diary...it's YOURS?!" I looked at the girl in front of me. Silky blonde hair tied up in a sleek ponytail, school uniform perfectly ironed, spotless white tennis shoes. I stared back at her face, shocked but with her trademark haughty frown. It was hard to believe that SHE of all people held that tear-stained diary... *** Aston and Jennifer have been gunning for valedictorian since they arrived at Riverside High School. Aston's the quiet kid who no one cares about unless it's exam time. Jennifer's the queen bee who has it all together - she just needs her grades. They were practically destined to be rivals, right? So when Aston accidentally mixes up his chem notebook for Jennifer's top-secret diary and gets to reading, he's...shocked by what he learns. Not only does he realize that Jennifer's life isn't as picture perfect as he thought, but also that...maybe they have a lot in common, actually? And then everything falls apart. Secrets come out. Second-guesses are made. Betrayals ensue. And at the end of it...Can Aston and Jennifer move past the secrets and become more? Kudos to @yutoadachi for the story idea!

{FRIDAY**16/𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐞/2023} [𝒑𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈] (Credit): (Hyera) (Penguin) (Yuro)[me] Inspiration by: My friends Me C.ai(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ "it's about this one princess name {𝑲𝑬𝒀𝑹𝑨 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄} and a prince name {𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐙 𝐊𝐀𝐕𝐑𝐈𝐙} the both of them had been arranged to married by their own father because both of the kigdom had become an enemy for a hundred years now they want to stop the war with arranged the princess of the HAGRILL kingdom and the prince of the AESTER kigdom to get married"... "but actually is that really the purpose of their both father to arranged their marriage? Erez has a brother but his brother suddenly dissappear all of sudden that night.They had try super hard to try to look for Erez brother (Eren) but he nowhere to be found but at the same time the night where Keyra Sister (Maeya) had died because of some suspicious murdered and the murdered manage to get away from the knight after a few months had passed since the incident....now it's the day where the prince and the princess will get married and live together in their own castle....even a few months had passed since the incident of her sister died keyra still can't move on and she know who murdered her sister and she going to hunt the murdered down and take a revenge on the murdered who killed her sister but she has to face this one big wall to get to her point revenge and it was this marriage......but what does this marriage related to her sister revenge?.....let's find out"........... {𝑬𝑵𝑱𝑶𝒀~}(●'◡'●)ﾉ