Me, handing a stool specimen pot to patient: Now, don't get any poop on the outside of the pot.
Me: Or the lab technicians might... dump it.
Me: Ba-dum-tss.
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The Doctor Will See You Now [Non-Fiction]
Non-FictionTrue accounts from a junior doctor. From bargaining with a child using stickers in exchange for a blood draw to complex, sickly elderly patients to dark medical humour between healthcare professionals, being a doctor is a rollercoaster of a calling...
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