Tony To Natasha

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<Tony>

me and cap need assistance downstairs please

<Nat>

havin trouble getting it up r u?

<Tony>

WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX
I WAS WORKING ON A THING AND THERE WAS A SMALL MIX UP
NOW IM HANGING FROM THE CEILING AND CAP IS STUCK UNDER A DESK

<Nat>

oh
big desk huh?

<Tony>

no
hes stuck cos there was sticky stuff under it
and also bruce spilled stuff on it last week so who knows whats wrong with it

<Nat>

yep
where is bruce anyways

<Tony>

um last i heard he was sleeping with clint
but that was a while ago
sooooo

<Nat>

nevermind hes in the kitchen

<Tony>

TELL HIM NOT TO BREAK MY NEW TOASTER
I NEED THAT THING

<Nat>

no he has the coffee pot

<Tony>

well shit he can have it
korean thing should come in by friday

<Nat>

it is friday

<Tony>

no its not its wednesday

<Nat>

u been down there forever

<Tony>

nuh uh cos cap's been down here with me

<Nat>

has he been leaving and bringing u food

<Tony>

yes

<Nat>

and sleeping on ur shitty couch

<Tony>

kinda

<Nat>

what u been sleepin too

<Nat>

OH MY GOD R U SLEEPING TOGETHER

<Nat>

DO U CUDDLE

<Nat>

THATS SO CUTE AWWWWWW

<Tony>

WE DO NOT
DONT SPREAD THAT AROUND ITS A LIE
ALSO CAP IS SENSITIVE ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY
JUST GET UR PRETTY LITTLE SELF DOWN HERE AND GET ME OFF THE ROOF

<Nat>

oh yeaaaah
coming to the rescue

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