<Tonyyy>
eyyyyyyy bro u mind sleeping near nat n clint
<Bruceee>
no thats fine
<Tonyyy>
oh
okay then<Bruceee>
what?
<Tonyyy>
nothing i just kinda expected a no
<Bruceee>
i like those two
we get on<Tonyyy>
get on like friends or like freaky sex
<Bruceee>
THE FIRST ONE TONY
THE FIRST ONE MAN FUCKIN FUCK YOU<Tonyyy>
i don't want you to fuckin fuck me
<Bruceee>
yeah only steve does that right
<Tonyyy>
we do not
i think i annoy him<Bruceee>
oh please u dont annoy him
u n him r like
angsty love<Tonyyy>
you been talkin to hill again
<Bruceee>
maybe
she isnt bad<Tonyyy>
yeah well fury's moving half of the damn agents in with us
i'll get used to her<Bruceee>
has he just possessed your tower?
<Tonyyy>
yeah pretty much
i have coulson, hill, you, nat, clint, cap, thor
a bunch of other agents i dont even kno<Bruceee>
sam's not moving in anymore?
<Tonyyy>
OH FUCK MAAAAAAAAN I FORGOT SAM
DAMNIT<Bruceee>
haaaaaa
<Tonyyy>
sTEVE IS GONNA KILL MEEEEE
<Bruceee>
wtf does steve have to do with it?!
<Tonyyy>
sam is like
his bestie<Bruceee>
just get his shit set up and text him
<Tonyyy>
got JARVIS on it
gonna go watch some lotr with da baee<Tonyyy>
that was a joke
<Tonyyy>
don't go spreadin that round
<Bruceee>
maybe
<Tonyyy>
maaan fucccccck you
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...