Steve To Tony

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<Spangles>

so is peter really your kid?

<Tony>

hes friggen spiderman, hes not my kid
i pretend hes my kid sometimes
and pepper calls him my kid
but hes not

<Spangles>

thats sweet

<Tony>

he likes u

<Spangles>

really?

<Tony>

ur captain america okay ofc he likes u
also ur very charismatic

<Spangles>

why thank you kind sir

<Tony>

im just being honest
personally i find u kindof snarky
but its charming
in a punch ur face type of way

<Spangles>

and you are kinda overly sarcastic
but its charming
in a beat your head against a wall type of way

<Tony>

ur such a flirt steve rogers

<Spangles>

IM NOT A FLIRT
THAT ISNT FLIRTING
IM NOT FLIRTING WITH ANYBODY

<Tony>

calm DOWN captain no homo

<Spangles>

IM NOT CAPTAIN NO HOMO
IM CAPTAIN YAY HOMO

<Tony>

oh my god im gonna die laughing of that

<Spangles>

GO HOMO
JUST NOT HOMO DIRECTED AT YOU

<Tony>

what i cant have any homo now

<Spangles>

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

<Tony>

jesus, i get u, caaaaalm down

<Spangles>

fine
but im not gay

<Tony>

ur a little gay

<Spangles>

everyone is

<Tony>

no ur like
half gay
and the other half of u is a catholic girl

<Spangles>

i didnt even understand that

<Tony>

good
cos it was a stupid joke

<Spangles>

i cant get over how nice you were to peter though
it was weird

<Tony>

sTOP SPELLING EVERYTHIN OUT
and hes awesome what else am i gonna do

<Spangles>

i dunno
i like him

<Tony>

yea but no homo tho rite

<Spangles>

OF COURSE HES LIKE 17

<Tony>

joking, cap
twas a joke

<Spangles>

oh. okay then

<Tony>

im in the lab

<Spangles>

and

<Tony>

and i think it would be more fun if i had you down here to mess with

<Spangles>

fineeee

<Tony>

YOU ADDED VOWELS ON THE END
UR BECOMING A NORMAL HUMAN
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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