<Tonyyyyyy>
fury's pissed about the drill and toaster
<Bruceeeeee>
we need the drill
and the toaster<Tonyyyyyy>
right
i need a coffee maker 2 and i hear theres a korean manufacturing plant that makes one u hook up to the stove
makes six pots at a time
and its got cute little bears and rabbits on it<Bruceeeeee>
so its kawaii
<Tonyyyyyy>
wHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING BRUCE
<Bruceeeeee>
its my main accomplishment in life
<Tonyyyyyy>
i just said that to fury
r u psychic<Bruceeeeee>
great minds think alike
<Tonyyyyyy>
yeeeeee
so u think furys gonna go off if i buy the coffee maker<Bruceeeeee>
yeah probably
just get a normal one til pepper stops being mad and then use her card to get it<Tonyyyyyy>
fine
<Bruceeeeee>
nat makes great coffee btw
<Tonyyyyyy>
probably full of the blood of her enemies
or the darkness of mens souls
or arsenic
or something else creepy and illegal<Bruceeeeee>
not kiddin man its like jesus christ came down and gave her the secret to life and then she put it in liquid form as coffee
<Tonyyyyyy>
u sure ur not having freaky sex with her an clint cos u like them way too much
<Bruceeeeee>
I WOULD KNOW IF I WAS HAVING FREAKY SEX WITH PEOPLE TONY
<Tonyyyyyy>
wut if ur sleepwalkin an u didnt even kno
<Bruceeeeee>
ur an idiot
<Tonyyyyyy>
we've only lived together three days and u hate me
this is gonna tear us apart<Bruceeeeee>
dont worry
we r bound by science<Tonyyyyyy>
thats touching
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...