<Nat>
look i'm in the fucking bath right now and i'm not moving but tony's not running away hes driving so stop freaking out
<Spangles>
thats not why im
<Spangles>
just go back to your bowl of wet dirt
<Nat>
BATHS ARE NOT BOWLS OF WET DIRT FUCK U
also if not that he drove off then y r u mad<Spangles>
apparently hes worried about me and buck
and idk
thats kinda my fault<Nat>
hes worried about u cos hes in love with u
not ur fault<Spangles>
hes what
<Nat>
did u not kno?
<Spangles>
hes not in love with me
<Nat>
yes he so totally is r u blind
did u loose ur sight after 100 yrs in ice<Spangles>
first rude
second he isnt. in love. with. me.<Nat>
he is
literally the entire tower ships it<Spangles>
ships?
<Nat>
nvm. we all know u 2 r in love
<Spangles>
hes not in love with me
he probably thinks im a dick after this shit
and i know he thinks im into buck but im not<Nat>
U LOVE HIM TOO
O H M Y G O D<Spangles>
COULD U CUT IT THE FUCK OUT
<Nat>
no bc u 2 r in love and everythings gonna b alright
you'll see
auntie tasha gonna make it all ok<Spangles>
don't call urself auntie tasha. and what happened to u tryin to set me up with the chick at the counter at the hospital
<Nat>
well obviously thats never gonna happen bc youre into tony
i can work that easy like 1 2 3 baby dont even worry bout it<Spangles>
r u joking me rn
<Nat>
fight me bitch
<Spangles>
ur naked and wet im not fighting u
<Nat>
what u afraid of boobs or somethin?
do u work on assassins creed?<Spangles>
u have a creed?
<Nat>
video game
no chicks in this new one
not important<Spangles>
im not afraid of boobs
<Nat>
goodie gumdrops
oh ps can u spy on bruce n clint for me real quick<Spangles>
theyre in bruces lab
<Nat>
doing?
<Spangles>
clints throwing knives at a target on the wall and bruce is talking to him and making something that looks illegal
<Nat>
is it purple and bubbly
<Spangles>
yeah
its shooting up onto his face<Spangles>
okay that wasnt supposed to happen
clints up now<Spangles>
i think he might
yes bruce has just fallen asleep<Nat>
HAH I FUCKIN KNEWWWWW IT
<Spangles>
knew what that bruce was gonna almost burn his face off and clint was gonna have to fix it
<Nat>
no
well yeah kinda
but he has narcolepsy and i TOTALLY CALLED IT WOOOOOOP!<Spangles>
narcolepsy?
<Nat>
its this thing where if u get super excited or upset u fall asleep
<Spangles>
um but if he does then how is he the hulk
i feel like he goes big and green when that happens<Nat>
my guess is he gave himself narcolepsy so he wouldnt hulk all the time
but hulk is for anger<Spangles>
whatever do you know if tonys okay? and coming back soon?
<Nat>
idk, hes ur boyfriend not mine
<Spangles>
NOT MY BOYFRIEND
<Nat>
#sorrynotsorry
<Spangles>
I DONT UNDERSTAAAAAAAND
<Spangles>
god you didn't used to be so annoying what happened
<Spangles>
I feel like you and Maria both got a lot more ridiculous and other people obsessed right before the tower
<Nat>
we aren't other people obsessed we are caring and we aren't annoying and talk to tony
CZYTASZ
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...