Soooo here's the story about how I almost lost my virginity after prom but it went way left 🤦🏿♂️
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Anywhoooo so I was in gahdamn 10th grade and this senior asked me to go to prom wit him, we gone call him Paul 😭😭. Quick description of Paul: he was 6'2 or 6'3, one of them mfs. He was chocolate af 😍😍 he started on the basketball team uhhh he was a dreadhead, he was fine as hell and yea them just the basics 🤷🏾♂️
So Paul and I met when I was a freshman & he was a junior and been cool since then, we was a off & on relationship 🙄 Stg that nigga made my FIRST FUCKING YEAR a living hell man 🤦🏿♂️
Moving forward so he asked me to go to prom wit him. My parents strict af so that mf took some convincing 😭😭 like hella convincing but I got that bih done cuz I did wanna go no cap 💯 but yea so like a week later I told him the deal and he was like bet. That shit took a week only because 1) my folks strict & 2) I had to get all the info together like what time it start, when it's over, who taking us, most importantly who is this nigga ya know but yea I got it done
This was like in January and I'm glad he thought smart and not the last minute so I wouldn't be stressed tf out tryna get shit together 🙄 but he wanted to wear blue cuz he was crippin 🤣🤣 and he just wanted to do every mfn thing like find my dress and tell me how I should wear my hair and what nail color to get like a specific type of blue so either way I was stressed 😑 but it was so worth it cuz my ahh was finna get soooo much mfn clout cuz everybody know about him like deadass that nigga was famous and a bitch was finna be too 🤪😭
But yea fast forward to May. Finals over, school almost out like niggas was chillin for the most part...everybody except the folks going to prom and they dumbasses waited last minute 🤷🏾♂️ from the span of January to May his groupies was tryna get put on game on how he chose to take me with him and I couldn't even answer that myself cuz idk to this day but hell I was inna hoe 🤪‼️
It's Thursday, prom that Saturday and I had a hair appointment after school and Friday Paul went with me to get my nails done so he could pick the color himself cuz he was making my ass itch, like that mf was irritating man 😭😭😭🤦🏿♂️ but yea it's finally Saturday and I woke up at 8:37am onna dot I remember that shit exactly and that's only cuz this nigga was calling me to tell me he was excited 😐 bitch the level of pissed I was at was indescribable
Prom start at like 6 I believe and it was bout 4 or 4:30 and his folks wanted us to come over there so my folks was like Ight cool so we left my house and I was in sweats and a tank with a bonnet on 💀💀 I figured I'd just get dressed over there 🤷🏾♂️ we packed all my shit and headed over there. When we got there it was a couple cars outside his crib and niggas was barbecuing and shit, I'm just like uhhh do you know what this is for or...? But ok shit I'm always down for some free food ya feel me
