Leia x Jabba

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Requested by Baby-Xenomorph this is just disturbing.

Yoitsme108: Baby-Xenomorph has decided to join the club of torture. I'm sorry Leia, you can thank her for this. At least I didn't search for fan art.... because I'm 99% sure there would have been some eye torture.

Leia: you're writing it! I blame you both!

Yoitsme108: Jabba seems to be enjoying this.

Jabba: *wakes up* *nods*

Leia: oh, disgusting.

Yoitsme108: Yeah, I would probs eat a pound of salt before I even thought about Jabba.

Leia: got any salt?

Yoitsme108: suicide is never the answer. (Seriously! I love everyone reading this! Stay alive!)

Jabba: lil schutta.

Yoitsme108: you and that word. That isn't even relevant to this.

Jabba: mee no care.

Leia: Yeah, that's an obvious one.

Jabba:.......

Yoitsme108: he likes you Leia.

Leia: I know. It's disgusting.

Jabba:.......................

Yoitsme108: you're hurting his feelings.

Leia: I don't care. He's not my type.

Yoitsme108: hey, don't be a Lando. It's what's on the inside that counts.

Leia: and I am sure he smells worse on the inside.

Han fangirls: *clapping like crazy*

Yoitsme108: I see what you did there😏 making a reference to one of your boys lines.

Leia: Yeah! My boy Han, Han! Not Jabba *shudders*

Jabba: *shakin his head*

Yoitsme108: while this has been fun... I think we can all agree this ship is 100% not okay.

Leia: agreed.

Jabba: lil schutta







Yoitsme108s rating: 0/10
Leia's rating: 0/10
Jabba rating: 1980/10 mee like






-yoitsme108

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