Han x Greedo

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Yoitsme108: please. I know I'm weird buuuuuut........ *whispers* otp

Han: no. No no no no. NO!

Greedo: Han so da liar. Mee could never.

Han: you're a liar too Greedo!

Greedo: mee feel goola Che Leia.

Han: you take that back! She's happy with me!

Yoitsme108: *shifts uncomfortably*

Han: what? Say it!

Yoitsme108: you're kind of being a lil schutta.

Han: what does that even mean?!

Greedo: He is a lil schutta!

Han: shut your mouth Greedo!

Greedo: *shoots first*

Han: *jumps out of the way*

Yoitsme108: What Greedo Shot first?

All Star Wars fans: lies! Han shot first!

Yoitsme108: technically.... but.

Starwars fans: what do you mean technically?!

Yoitsme108: it's a long story for another chapter.

Greedo: mee'm done unko.

Yoitsme108: bye Greedo!







Yoitsme108 rating: 8/10
Greedos rating: 0/10
Hans rating: -1000/10







-yoitsme108

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