Jake: Hey Emma, check out this fanfiction I just made!
Emma *hesitating*: Um, I'm okay.
Braxton: Aw, is someone afraid that-
Emma: NOPE. Uh, what is the fanfic about?
Lana: I wouldn't if I were you.
Audrey: Everyone knows that Jake's fanfics are the WORST.
Emma: Ugh, I just don't wanna, you know-
Braxton: Hurt his feewings? (<- Yes, I purposely spelt it like that) Aww!
Emma: SHUT UP! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna start shipping you with, uh, yOURSELF!
Braxton: I would like that.
Audrey: Ewww.
Abbie: OKAY KIDS!
Lana: You really don't wanna scream like that. It's not like you're gonna get anyone's attention.
Emma: Yeah.
Braxton: I know who's attention you'd wanna get!
Emma: NO BRAXTON.
Jake: wHaT's hApPeNiNg?!
Braxton: Oh, just that Emma would LOVE to-
Emma: SHUT THE HECC UP BRAXTON! BEFORE I-
Braxton: Start shipping me with myself?
Emma *facepalm*: UGH.
Abbie: ANYWAY, oh, right. SMEXY CREAM CHEESE BAGELS!
*Everyone stops what they were doing.
Michael: I secretly like bagels.
Carson: Shut up.
Michael: I secretly hate cream cheese.
Carson: Shut up.
Michael: I secretly hate Carson so much I wanna punch him in the face.
Carson: Shut up.
*Carson casually punches Michael in the face.
Abbie: Does it really never work when I try to get your attention?!
Audrey: Nope. It's not supposed to work.
Abbie: UGHHH!
Audrey: EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP.
Abbie: I've never heard someone asking politely for someone to shut up.
Audrey: I don't do it often.
Abbie: Anyway, for the millionth time, we are going to be doing something today.
Emma: We do stuff everyday.
Abbie: I know that. Now shut up. We will be writing fanfiction about this class!
Everyone: Oh no.
Abbie: And not just any fanfiction! One sentence fanfiction! Woohoo! Who's excited?
Jake: ME!
Emma: Why do I even like this person?
Lana: Dunno, because you have TERRIBLE taste in men.
Audrey: That's obvious.
Emma: Why am I even friends with you people?
Lana: Dunno, because if you weren't you wouldn't even have friends.
Audrey: You just got roasted.
Emma: No you.
Audrey: Heck off.
Emma: No you.
Audrey: Shut the heck up.
Lana: Lets knock Emma out!
Audrey: Yes!
Emma: Shoot! Sorry! NO NO NO!!! Please don't start chasing me again! Ahhhh!
Audrey *secretly whispers to Braxton*: Hey, Emma wants to hug you!
Braxton *gasps*: Oh EM GEE, rEaLlY?
Audrey: Mhmm.
*Lana chases Emma, and Emma bumps into Braxton:
Emma: AHHHHHH!
Braxton: Gimme a hug!
Emma: AHHHHHHH! I feel ATTACKED! AHH!
*Braxton hugs Emma.
Emma *screaming VERY LOUDLY*: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Emma: I JUST GOT RAPED. I JUST GOT RAPED- AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (I don't think I need to tell you what's happening right now, but if you don't know, Emma's being hugged again.)
Audrey and Lana *laughing REALLY loudly*: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
*Will Braxton hug Emma again? Find out in Episode 5 of KUWTMK, soon to be released.
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