Yoitsme108: *lights on fire*
Hux: burn hehehe.
Yoitsme108: I HATE YOU! (Punny hehe)
Finn: *shrugs*
Yoitsme108: I'm kidding!!!!!!! I love you! Finn!
Finn: if you loved me you would end this book.
Yoitsme108: heh, love is overrated anyway.
Hux: yes. It is.
Yoitsme108: I still love you evil space gay.
Hux: What even is that name??? I'm not gay!
Yoitsme108: lovers give each other nick names.
Hux: never in my life would I ever be your lover.
Yoitsme108: But u r...
Hux: *holds back rage* no. I'm. Not.
Poe: why are you guys always so mean to her?
Kylo Ben: you have not gone through near as much torcher as Hux and I have.
Rey: that's true.
Yoitsme108: great now Rey's against me. I liked you Rey! You were my favorite female from Star Wars!
Rey: I am?
Yoitsme108: was, as in past tense.
Rey: oh...
Yoitsme108: earn it back. I have a new favorite now.
Rey: I'll try. *rolls eyes*
Mitaka: ummm, I have a girlfriend so can I leave? I don't like Hux like that.
Yoitsme108: Rey, you're my favorite again.
Rey: oh boy.
Mitaka: Wait? I was your favorite for a second?
Yoitsme108: a second. Buuut, you're not single.
Mitaka: I was lying, I have never had a girlfriend!
Yoitsme108: too late smol lil shy first order boi😘
Mitaka: I have never been anyone's favorite before though.
Hux: you can be my favorite Mitaka.
Yoitsme108: yes!!!! Keep that up!!!
Hux: you somehow make me regret every word that comes out of my mouth when I'm around you.
Phasma: should I silence her sir?
Poe: no! That's mean! She's funny to watch.
Hux: you think watching that is funny.
Yoitsme108: *pets her porg named Luke as she sits on her pink velvet couch*
Poe: Yeah, fangirls are funny.
Kylo Ben: to you!
Poe: Yeah, they are funny to me, k?
Finn: k.
Yoitsme108: what's with you and the K's? It's like K is the new nope.
Rey: no, nothing will replace nope. That's Finns word.
Phasma: I thought his word was traitor.
Finn: *visually triggered*
🐸☕️roasting session begins🐸☕️
Rey: how was that fire Phasma? You know, the one Finn threw you into in The Last Jedi?
Phasma: nice and warm. Just like the burn I gave Finn just now.
Hux Mitaka Kylo Ben: *die of laughter*
Poe: Hux, how was getting burned alive by me roasting you in front of your entire crew? Pasty lil General ginger.
Hux: don't make me kill you!
Poe: wouldn't dream of it.
Kylo Ren: Hey Poe, how was getting your X-Wing blown up and watching a bunch of your friends die? Trigger happy space boi.
Poe: *visually triggered*
Yoitsme108:* starts eating popcorn and feeding some to her porg*
Rey: hey Mitaka, how was getting choked by Kylo Ren in the force awakens??
Mitaka: frightening.
Phasma: *smacks Mitakas shoulder* she's making fun of you, idiot!
Poe Finn Rey: *die of laughter*
Yoitsme108: that. WAS GREAT! *spills popcorn*
Hux: it's because you weren't talking the whole time.
Poe: HUX!
Hux: POE!
Yoitsme108: YOITSME108
kylo ben: *face palms*
Finn: do you think this is a good place to end?
Rey: I agree with Finn.
Phasma: I have never agreed with a traitor before but I do now.
Finn: shut it chrome dome.
Mitaka: I think her armor is cool.
Yoitsme108:MITAKA YOURE SO ADORABLE!
Mitaka: *blushes*
Hux: were done here. *pushes Yoitsme108 out on the couch, out the door*
Kylo Ben: finally, peace and quiet.
Rey: don't jinx it.
Kylo Ben: oh you're right! I hope she comes back and ruins my day some more. Is that good?
Hux and Phasma: *face palm*
Hux: I work with a bunch of idiots*
Mitaka: *clears throat*
Hux: ok I work with idiots and my favorite.
Phasma: *clears throat*
Hux: OK! I work with my favorite. I also work with Phasma. And then I work with this idiot that destroys things.
Kylo Ben: I ain't even gonna defend myself.
Finn: good.
Rey: let's go.
Poe: fine. You guys don't even know what you're talking about. This book is FUN! It's funner then all the other things in our lives.
Finn: K.
Fun rating:
Crylo Bens rating: -28/10
Poes rating: 40/10 I love it!
Mitakas rating: 5/10 please don't kill me Hux.
Finns rating: 1/10 it was okay..
Rey's rating: 8/10
Phasmas rating: 0/10 as always.
Huxs rating: -66/10 rip supreme leader Snoke🙏🏻
Yoitsme108s rating: 10/10 although after Hux pushed my couch out of the room it did fall down some stairs.Hux: my rating is now 66/10!
Yoitsme108: Wow.
-yoitsme108
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