You Say/I Say

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You say Cullen, I say Jackson.

You say vampires sparkle, I say they have donkey and bronze legs.

You say vamps hate fire, I say they burst into flames when you kill them,

You say Forks, I said New York,

You Say werewolf, i say Lycian,

You say Volturi, I say Kronos/Gaia

You say mind reading and seeing the future, I say controling the sea and throwing fire balls.

You say Twilight, I say The Lightning Theif,

You say New Moon, I say The sea of monsters,

You say Eclipse, I say the Titans Curse,

You say Breaking Dawn, I say every other Percy Jackson book ever written.

You say demi gods suck? I say "at least they don't sparkle like fairys.

Vote and or comment if you think Percy Jackson is way better then Twilight.

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