Percy Jackson jokes

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Me when I realise my school is full of people who don't know who Percy Jackson is... OoO

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Friend:Dude you wer so drunk last night.
Me: I was not!
Friend:You were standing next to a Fire Hydrant shouting I AM PERCY JACKSON SON OF POSEIDON AND I CAN CONTROL WATER!        

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Percy Jackson describing a battle....
...so they come raging towards me and I'm like PEW PEW DIIIIIIIIIE YOU!!!! Then they were dead.

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Leo can make fire at will
Frank can turn into any animal
Hazel can make precious jewles pop up
Piper can make anybody do anything
Jason can call lightning
Percy can Breath underwater
Annabeth:Shut up I'm smarter than all of you combined *flicks hair and snaps fingers*

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FYI this is a quote,not what I actually think.
when I imagine Frank I always see Bolin from Legend of Korra.

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Go to google translator and type in Will Percy Jackson ever die? Translate it from English to Greek, then translate it back from Greek to English and the results will make you look like the giff of Patrick.

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Have you heard of the drug Medusa? I hear it gets you stoned.

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Me when I heard the Sea of Monsters Movie was coming out... WHO THE HELL AGREED TO THIS!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?

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