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Girl #1(G1) 

Girl #2(G2)

Percy Jackson (PJ)

G1- Say it again, I DARE you!

G2-No, I'm sorry I won't say it again.

G1-I SAID SAY IT!

G2-I...I think.....Percy Jackson i..is for.....weirdos.

G1-THAT'S IT YOU ASKED FOR IT!

PJ-Hey calm down.

G1-NOT UNTIL SHE PAYS FOR INSULTING YOU!

G2-I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!

PJ-Look its okay if she doesn't like me.

G1-*Starts stabbing G2 with ruler*

G2-*dies slowely*

PJ-You killed her. *Blanks*

G1-Now take me out to dinner.

PJ-But I have a girlfr....

G1-*Holds up blood stained ruler*

PJ-Lets go.

The two of them skip off to dinner where being held at ruler point Percy asks G1 to marry him and they live happily ever after as G1 kills anybody who tries to interfere.

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