1) Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot Morons.
2) I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
-Quote Peter Griffen...I think
3) Why are there no fat stick men?
4) The funny thing about this quote is by the time you realise it has nothing important to say it's too late to stop reading it.
5) Friend- I wasn't that drunk!
Me-Dude you stood in my toilet and tried to flush yourself to the minestry of magic!
6) Dear mother in law, I don't need you to teach me how to raise my children, I'm living with one of yours and he needs serious improvment.
