Forever Alone Guy Quotes

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1) Waitress touches shoulder. I love her.

2) Robs a bank. Still not wanted.

3) *Finds a genie* Wishes to not die a virgin. Granted eternal life.

4)

1.I woke up.

2. I went to school.

3. I saw her.

4. I ran up and hugged her.

5.I kissed her.

Actually the right order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 1.

5)The only time someone tells me I'm hot, is when I have a fever.

6) I am not forever alone. I am forever available.

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