Lord of the Rings

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<pre style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Helvetica, Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word; color: #333333; text-align: start;">I wasn't born a Jedi. I wasn't taken to a Labyrinth when I was two. I didn't find a gateway to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't go to Hogwarts when I was eleven. Gandalf, I am counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty.

<pre style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Helvetica, Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word; color: #333333; text-align: start;">That hobbit you just called fat is skipping 2nd breakfast

That dwarf woman you just called ugly spends hours braiding her hair so you can tell she's a girl

The Uruk-Hai you just killed was abused by Saruman

That creature with the gangly limbs and large eyes had his mind poisioned for 500 by a ring

The elf you just made fun of for crying just lost his friend to a Balrog

Frodo taught me how to live

Sam taught me never to lose hope

Pippin taught me that sometimes it's alright to laugh

Merry taught me responsibility

Gandalf taught me that there's more to life

Gimli taught me that height does not matter

Aragorn taught me about love

Legolas taught me about friendship

Boromir taught me to believe

MIDDLE EARTH FOREVER!

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