Yo Mama so stupid
1)When you stand next to her you hear the ocean
2)She hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
3)She got locked in a grocery store over night, AND STARVED TO DEATH!
4)She thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogs holiday album
5)She thought Dunkin Donuts was a basket all team
6)She tried to climb mountain dew
7)She bought tickets to XBOX Live
8)She screamed into an envelope because she wanted to send a voice mail
9)She went to the dentist to get a blue tooth
10)She put paper on the television and called it paper view
11)She played got your nose with Voldemort
12)She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
13)She tried to put her M&M's in alphabetical order
14)When I said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder
15)She thought seaweed was something fish smoked
16)She returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken
17)She stopped at the stop sign and waited for it to say GO!
18)She got hit by a parked car
19)She made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
20)She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
21)She brought a spoon to the super bowl
22)She put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
