Zeus to Thalia: Fine I guess you can live.
Athena to Annabeth: You have failed me.
Hermes to luke:
Hades to Nico: I liked your sister better
Poseidon to Percy: Yo dude was up? How's the whole saving the world thing? Happy birthday some stuff's coming up but have a great day....
some gods are assholes.
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In the future Percy is babysitting Hazel and Franks little girl.He calls herhis neice,Percy ends up calling Hazel and this is the conversation.
Percy: HAZEL MY NIECE JUST GREW A TAIL!
Hazel: Oh again!
Percy: What should I...wait again?
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Persassy
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Percy jackson Pick up Lines
Nico: You're drop dead gorgeous
Piper: Babe you're charming
Jason:When I;m around you sparks fly
Hazel: You're worth more than gold
Frank:Girl you make me an animal
Leo:Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Annabeth: Recent studies show we should date.
Percy: Hi I'm Percy Jackson.
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Teacher: Welcome toflirting 101 how do westart a relationship?
Student1: By telling them they drool in their sleep.
Student2: By throwing knives at their ears.
Student3:By burning bread and throwing it at them.
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knock knock
whose there?
you know
you know who?
Exactly.
I know it isn't percy Jackson related but I thought it was funny. Especially with the pictures.
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When all the other little girls wanted to be dancers and singers, I wanted to be a demi god.
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Why do they keeptelling me to keepcalm? I'ma fan girl, it's physically impossible for me to stay calm.
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If there was a zombie apocalypse in the Percy jackson world, would the half bloods be safe at camp? I AM SO WRITING THAT STORY!!!!!!!! Everybody keep an eye out for my Percy Jackson zombie apocolypse story!!!!!!
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Percy got the girl he'd known since he was twelve, Frank got the girl he had a major crush on, Jason had to lose his memory to find the right girl while in the meantime....
Leo: I made a spoon hat.
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I will never eat seafood again.
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A fight with my brother
Me: I HOPE YOU GO BALD!
Brother:I HOPE LEO VALDEZ DIES!
Me: TAKE THAT BACK! TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT KNOW YOU FUDGING ASS HOLE BEFORE I DROP YOU INTO TARTERUS!!!!!!
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Never judge a book by its movie.
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Me: I was not drunk last night.
Friend: You walked up to every blond you saw, hugged her crying and shoutingANNABETH I MISSED YOU!
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Athena burst into tears when Hedwig dies.
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Loki:I've got an army.
Stark:We've got a Hulk.
Percy"We've got two armies or demi gods.
Jack Sparrow:I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
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Percy:You Annabeth I really don'tlike your name.
Annabeth: WHAT!
Percy: You're last name in particular, you should change it.
Annabeth: To what?
Percy: Jackson.*Walks away*
Annabeth: Wait? Did you just propose to me? Percy? PERCY? PERCY! DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME! ARE YOU SMIRKING!?!?!? COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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Replace one word in a movie title with Bacon.
The Hunger Bacon
Harry potter and the Goblet of Bacon
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bacon
Percy jackson and the Bacon Theif
