<pre style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Helvetica, Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word; color: #333333; text-align: start;">1.You are human
2.You are reading this
3.You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4.You just attempted to do it
6.You are laughing at yourself
7.You have a smile on your face, and you skipped <a style="color: #5c74c8; text-decoration: none; outline: none;" href="tags/5">#5</a>
8.You just checked to see if there is a <a style="color: #5c74c8; text-decoration: none; outline: none;" href="tags/5">#5</a>
9.You're laughing at this because you are an idiot and everyone else does it too
10.You are going to re-post this because you think you're awesome</pre>