One Sunday Satan apeared before a church congregation. Everybody began screaming and trampeling eachother to get out. When everybody as gone all that was left was Satan and an eldery gentleman. Satan walked up to him and asked,
"Do you know who I am?"
"Sure do." The old man said.
"Are you not afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Sure aint" The old man replied.
"Why not?" Satan asked. The old man ajusted his glasses, looked Satan straight in the eye and responded,
"I can't be afraid of you when I've been married to your sister for 50 years."
