Mobile Legends (Interactive Story)

Nana (Part 1)

^Nana does splits better than me. Plus, she's doing it in mid-air.

Bio: Nana was born in a magic forest as a cat elf. She didn't know how to control her magical powers, and she almost destroyed half of her forest once. Miya taught her how to restrain her magic, and Nana decided to go with her to find a king.

*She meows a bunch of times. 999+ times per hour of meows.

*Nana has pun powers.

*Likes: Miya, cats, meowing, meowfests, adventure

*Dislikes: Being poked

RO spies a rogue Nana running around and decides to approach her.

RO: Hello, rogue Nana!

Nana: Hello! How are you?

RO: Good. How's your day going?

Nana: Purrfect!

RO: Isn't that pun a bit too cliché?

Nana: Nope!

RO: Alright, if that's what you think.

RO goes ahead and does stuff.

A. Ask if she likes anyone.

B. Question if she's curious.

C. Kidnap some cats.

D. Play the Nyan Cat song without the meows.

RO picks Choice A.

RO: You like anyone?

Nana: Miya!

RO: Romantically?

Nana: Meow meow!

RO: Who is this "Meow meow"?

Nana: It's a secret!

RO: Who am I then?

Nana: You are Meow, the great meow of the Mew Meow.

RO: Oh, I never knew I had such a noble title.

Nana: Be proud! You have earned it!

RO: I shall use it with honor.

RO goes with Choice B.

RO: Are you curious?

Nana: Yup!

RO: Then that means you cat-murderer, since curiousity kills cats.

Nana: Am I killing myself, too? I'm part cat, part elf.

RO: Hmm, you probably are. That means you'll end up being half elf and half nothing later.

Nana: Is that a good thing?

RO: No clue.

RO goes wih Choice D and plays the karaoke version of the Nyan Cat song. Nana sings all the lyrics. After the song ends, they loop it. Hayabusa accidently comes across them while Nana is meowing like a cat elf gone mad.

Nana: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow, meow~

Hayabusa: ...

RO: Hi, Hayabusa! Wanna join in? The lyrics are a bit hard to memorize, but you'll get used to it after repeating it a couple times.

Hayabusa vanishes without giving any reply.

RO: Huh, he seemed to be in a hurry to leave.

Nana: I wonder why. Maybe he's on a Kagura date?

RO: We need to spy on them later.

RO picks Choice C, steals a bunch of cats from somewhere, and puts them in a cardboard box. They mew as they move around in their new habitat.

Nana: Kitty!

RO: No kitty. We must kill them. 

Nana: But why?

RO: You just asked a question. That means one of these cats has to get its head cut off.

Nana: This is a CATastrophe! You're supporting animal cruelty!

RO: Well, I'm not going to be cutting its head off.

Nana: Then who is?

RO: Two cats.

Nana: Who is Two Cats?

RO: Three Cats.

Nana: I don't know any Three Cats.

RO: Me neither. Now, we must take three of these mewlers to Argus. 

Nana: What is Argus going to do?

RO: He is going to kill four cats.

Nana: Why?

RO: Five cats.

Nana: Argus only kills people, though.

RO: Then maybe Ruby would like to try some cat meat?

Nana: Ruby doesn't like eating cats.

RO: Fine. We'll take them to Akai. At least he isn't picky about his food.

Nana: Let's go then! Adventure is waiting for us!

RO: You sometimes sound like the cat version of Dora the Explorer.

Nana: Meow!

RO and Nana go off to find Akai and feed him some cats. They end up releasing them, since Akai said he was going on a diet and staying off of living creatures.