I popped a bottle of bubbly to be greeted by this bull shit.
Yep my bubbly comes with a WARNING FUCKING LABEL as to how to open the bottle! If you can't open the bottle, then you probably shouldn't be drinking what is in the BOTTLE!
Off topic, the picture came out pretty good, considering the massive cropping so you don't see the crap on my counter.But why, you may ask, am I giving 2017 the finger a day early???
Death toll: 5
A friend lost one grandparent on each side of her family today. I know I spent a couple nights on one of the grandfather's floors sleeping-ish on a pile of blankets before heading down from Northern California to Southern. Once was a ass freezing cold day that the grandpa was worried about ice on the road, since I never have driven in the shit before, and he made a panic phone call to my grandpa so he was on standby to pick me up.
Good people.Good people died this weekend.
Why the fuck?
I am ready for a new year, a new outlook, a new something.
Somewhere is calling for me to have a road trip.
This is my motto for 2018.
My eyes hurt from crying. My heart hurts even more. I was asked to write a eulogy for Doug... I couldn't. Not because I didn't know him, but I couldn't. All I could think of was he was taken too soon.
Three of the others lived long happy lives.
One is out of her pain.
Nonetheless. FUCK YOU 2017.
2018 You're On Notice.
YOU ARE READING
The Dismal Delusions of the Drinking Death Eater
HumorDon't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do. This is my random ramblings to keep my sanity in a world that seems to be without. Warning: LANGUAGE! This is dedicated to my lovely ladies of the Inner C...