Do you get warning labels on champagne or sparkling wine corks. I need to take a picture of that one, because it shocked even me.
People complain when you paint happy messages on rocks. Because it is bad for the environment.
It's less than 60* and the dog (a boxer, terrier, shepherd mix) is hiding under the covers.
You get overly excited to get your car washed. Then you realize the dirt is on the inside of the windows. (Navy planes and helicopter exhaust creates a grey goo that sticks to anything).
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The Dismal Delusions of the Drinking Death Eater
HumorDon't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do. This is my random ramblings to keep my sanity in a world that seems to be without. Warning: LANGUAGE! This is dedicated to my lovely ladies of the Inner C...